What should I write to Sarah Jessica Parker?

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I just got this email from her and it's making me a little mad. Way to imply I'm invited to a fancy party at your house when I'm really just invited to donate money for a chance to maybe get tickets to said party. Screw you, SJP, I didn't want to go to your stupid party in the first place.

NQB --

It's my honor to invite you to take part in an event I'm hosting at my home with the President and First Lady on June 14th.

If you can make a donation of any amount today, you'll be automatically entered to win two tickets to New York to join us.

Just before Election Day in 2008, I went to an Obama campaign office in New York and called some undecided voters.

I believed then, as I do now, that if we all chipped in and did our part, we would not only make history, but create meaningful change that so many Americans needed.

For me, this election is even more important than 2008.

As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success.

This November's election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we're forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden -- while people like me, who don't need tax breaks, get extra help.

I'm hosting this event on June 14th because there is so much at stake this year, and I want to keep doing what I can.

I hope you'll help me welcome President Obama and the First Lady to New York.

It should be fabulous.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to win:

donate.barackobama.com/Night-in-New-York

Hope to see you there,

Sarah Jessica

[Glitter Tits]

Dear SJP, I'm sure that your pocket change is more than my entire life savings. Please do your part and donate for both of us. You have my permission to enter my name into the drawing for the tickets. You would only be so lucky as to have me as the winner. I am a fabulous dinner guest.

You hope to see me there,
NQB

[psyck]

May 18, 2012 15:22:51 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Dear SJP, I'm sure that your pocket change is more than my entire life savings. Please do your part and donate for both of us. You have my permission to enter my name into the drawing for the tickets. You would only be so lucky as to have me as the winner. I am a fabulous dinner guest.

You hope to see me there,
NQB

**applause**

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Whore! I wrote back this:

Hi Sarah,

Thanks so much for inviting me to your party! Do you want me to bring anything? I make an excellent seven layer dip. Hope all is well with your family.

See you soon,
NQB

And got back this:





Friend -




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I'm going to write back again. This is ridic!

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Dear SJP, Sorry I won't be able to attend your party. I am going to be having an even more fabulous party at my house with even more fabulous people. I cannot even tell you the names of these people because they are so fabulous I have to keep it a secret.

Sincerely,
NQB

[Glitter Tits]

You had me at "seven layer dip".

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Ok I wrote back again:

Sarah,

I'm concerned about our friendship. You've gone from calling me NQB to "Friend" in just one afternoon. Let's talk before the party.

Call me,
NQB

Edited to take out my name, duh!

[Deleted]

That bitch has no appreciation for seven layer dip!

[Deleted]

I mean how obnoxious is it to tell someone you are invited to participate in her party but you're not actually invited? I don't care if you're the Queen, it's rude! For shame, Sarah!

[Llama in Mules]

I know where her husband works out during the summer, I can leave a note with him for you!

[Glitter Tits]

He has really gone downhill since his Ferris Bueller days.

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May 18, 2012 15:39:24 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

I know where her husband works out during the summer, I can leave a note with him for you!

He doesn't really look like he works out, LOL. Does she have a Twitter? I may have Tweet her.

[EloiseWeenie]

Dearest SJP,
I think the "fat cat bankers" have contributed plenty to Obama's campaign, so instead I offer you my gift of prayer. He'll need it. Can't wait to see you, Ferris, and the kids!

XOXO,
NQB

[humpty]

You need to tell that chick at the reunion that you were invited to SJP's house.

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May 18, 2012 16:21:05 GMT -5 humpty said:

You need to tell that chick at the reunion that you were invited to SJP's house.

:Y: :Y: :Y:

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May 18, 2012 16:21:05 GMT -5 humpty said:

You need to tell that chick at the reunion that you were invited to SJP's house.

LOL awesome

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May 18, 2012 16:04:45 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Dearest SJP,
I think the "fat cat bankers" have contributed plenty to Obama's campaign, so instead I offer you my gift of prayer. He'll need it. Can't wait to see you, Ferris, and the kids!

XOXO,
NQB

I just saw this commercial...

[EloiseWeenie]

May 18, 2012 16:54:01 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 18, 2012 16:04:45 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Dearest SJP,
I think the "fat cat bankers" have contributed plenty to Obama's campaign, so instead I offer you my gift of prayer. He'll need it. Can't wait to see you, Ferris, and the kids!

XOXO,
NQB

I just saw this commercial...

LOL, it's been on here too. I'd be curious if that email would get a real response.

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I think commercials like that are funny. Since "fat cat bankers" contribute to all campaigns. They want to hedge their bets. Hello, regardless of who wins you want to be on their payroll.