Well I just bought Lume but I probably won't hide that from him. I got a sampler pack with spruce in case he wants to try it.
I don't keep much secret, that's not really my strength. I do hide my Prep H stuff because SOME people need it more than one time. And my kid is 9 years old 🤣😭😭
OMG. It is rare that I read something on here that makes me want to burst out laughing, but this one did it. Probably because if I don't laugh I will cry, lol. I am sure my H has no clue how the soap dispensers in our house have soap in them (or how any number of stupid little things like that happen either).
I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious!…if serious did your husband never have to take care of stuff around the house (whether alone or with a roommate or family) like buy soap?
I'm sure he did before we got together, but I do all the shopping now so he doesn't pay much attention.
He would be one who would notice it was out and then have to go to the store and get more - I notice we're running low and replace it before we run out, so he has never experienced it running out since we've lived together.
Post by RitzyHeifer on Jan 28, 2022 9:53:31 GMT -5
Only related bc it’s poop pictures related. YEARS ago, like early 90s maybe? Well before cell phone pictures were even a thing.
I went to a party with a friend - people he knew but I didn’t know - having a great time, whatever, I dropped some food and it kind of went under the couch and while retrieving it I found a little photo album stuck under there too. It was all pictures of poops. I couldn’t stop laughing telling my friend about it, he assumed I’d found their homemade porn album but I think this might have been worse?
I think the only thing is the amount of trashy TV I watch. I mean he knows the shows because he sees the Hulu & Netflix queues but he has no idea of the frequency. He'd probably just shake his head.
Only related bc it’s poop pictures related. YEARS ago, like early 90s maybe? Well before cell phone pictures were even a thing.
I went to a party with a friend - people he knew but I didn’t know - having a great time, whatever, I dropped some food and it kind of went under the couch and while retrieving it I found a little photo album stuck under there too. It was all pictures of poops. I couldn’t stop laughing telling my friend about it, he assumed I’d found their homemade porn album but I think this might have been worse?
I don't deliberately hide anything. But I don't tell him things that I think would cause controversy or he would have an opinion on which literally could be anything and everything. Not saying, I hide anything and everything. I think we have just learned because he is more of an action personality that gets annoyed with over analysis that not everything needs to be discussed- we can just "do". So I just do things and so does he and then if it needs to be discussed we discuss it, and if not we don't.
I’ve recently become addicted to watching pimple popping and blackhead extraction videos on Tic Tok. I always make sure my iPad is facing away from H and if he walks behind me I’ll quickly scroll to the next video. I have no idea why I’m hiding this from him and the fact that I am makes me giggle. His only reaction would be to turn up his nose and call me a weirdo.
What random shit do you hide for no good reason?
Same. But I watch on youtube 🤦♀️
And tbh. I've been watching for so long I don't even hide it that much anymore.
Mine is HP fanfiction.
I totally hide my HP fanfiction habit from my husband. Not only that, but that I used to write it too.
I’ve recently become addicted to watching pimple popping and blackhead extraction videos on Tic Tok. I always make sure my iPad is facing away from H and if he walks behind me I’ll quickly scroll to the next video. I have no idea why I’m hiding this from him and the fact that I am makes me giggle. His only reaction would be to turn up his nose and call me a weirdo.
What random shit do you hide for no good reason?
Same here, but on Reddit. And all my reality TV I watch during the day.
Lol I don't think anything. I've received pictures of impressively large poops. Also "is this freckle normal" in a penis pic, and it was not subterfuge. Pretty sure there's nothing left to hide. And no I don't solicit those pics! It doesn't bother me though. I guess we're well suited
Hand to God, I’d I thought I could get away with selling feet pics without H finding out, I’d do it in a heartbeat lol
The other day I read about a woman who sells her used socks and makes a ton of money and I thought man if I was single I'd totally do that. DH would be horrified though.
We are also not a "share everything" couple lol. I like to keep the mystery alive. Bathroom doors stay closed in our house.
ETA: DH has no idea about the large quantity of erotic romance novels I read on my Kindle. He thinks I mainly read biographies and murder mysteries. He reaps the benefits though so I don't think he'd complain lol.
My DH and I watched some program several years ago about a woman that sold things like her used socks on Craigslist and made a bunch of money. I asked if he would be creeper out if I did something like that and he said that even though it's socks, he would be uncomfortable with it. There went my easy income stream
I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious!…if serious did your husband never have to take care of stuff around the house (whether alone or with a roommate or family) like buy soap?
I'm sure he did before we got together, but I do all the shopping now so he doesn't pay much attention.
He would be one who would notice it was out and then have to go to the store and get more - I notice we're running low and replace it before we run out, so he has never experienced it running out since we've lived together.
We are the same. My husband, while self sufficient, hasn’t step foot in a grocery store or, say, Target since before we had kids. I take care of all of that.
I, also, always get replacements before things are out. I can not just let things run out. I am not a monster (I get anxious of things run low and I don’t have a replacement).
As a teenager new to the internet, I was introduced to the rate my poo . Com website (no way I'm linking that here lol) where you can rate people's pictures of poop. It's as horrible as it sounds. I don't know if it still exists this was early 2000s lol
Things I actively hide are when I throw away H's t-shirts and boxers with holes in them,
I used to keep this to myself, but I went overboard. Essentially, I threw out so many boxers that when he had to fly out on short notice for a family health emergency, we realized he had only a handful of boxers left and I had to do an emergency run to target.
Now I still throw them away, but he is informed so he can restock as needed.
Huh. A lot of what you guys are describing as keeping from your spouse I do, but don't think of it that way. We share a lot of interests but for things that we don't he/I have only the vaguest outlines. Ex: He knows I have "message board ladies" and I know he has a watch message board, but that's about it.
Also, we are a closed bathroom door couple. I don't want to pluck my chin hair in front of him and I don't need to see him trim his nose hair(? I have no idea what he's getting up to in there).
This is either an example of healthy boundaries in the context of 2 introverts or a sign we are headed for divorce. Only time will tell.
Huh. A lot of what you guys are describing as keeping from your spouse I do, but don't think of it that way. We share a lot of interests but for things that we don't he/I have only the vaguest outlines. Ex: He knows I have "message board ladies" and I know he has a watch message board, but that's about it.
Also, we are a closed bathroom door couple. I don't want to pluck my chin hair in front of him and I don't need to see him trim his nose hair(? I have no idea what he's getting up to in there).
This is either an example of healthy boundaries in the context of 2 introverts or a sign we are headed for divorce. Only time will tell.
This reminded me, didn't we have a poster whose H would powder his balls in the bathroom and leave the powder marks on the floor or something? It's a very vague memory lol.
Nothing really! Maybe getting a candy bar or doughnut a couple times a year while out running errands and not sharing? We share a bank account so it’s not like I can do that much without him knowing.
Now that he works from home I’m rarely alone for any extended time of the day. I don’t know! I’m a pretty open book anyway and have never cared about people’s opinions of me or my habits. It seems like it would take up a lot of energy.
ETA I’m not very hairy so I don’t have to hide hair removal which seems common lol
Huh. A lot of what you guys are describing as keeping from your spouse I do, but don't think of it that way. We share a lot of interests but for things that we don't he/I have only the vaguest outlines. Ex: He knows I have "message board ladies" and I know he has a watch message board, but that's about it.
Also, we are a closed bathroom door couple. I don't want to pluck my chin hair in front of him and I don't need to see him trim his nose hair(? I have no idea what he's getting up to in there).
This is either an example of healthy boundaries in the context of 2 introverts or a sign we are headed for divorce. Only time will tell.
Oh closed bathroom doors for life, do not want any part in that. Don’t mind if you tell me ya gotta go, but I’m good after that.
The chin hairs is b/c I generally do it at night, on the couch, when I’m thinking about it. He kind of looked at me the first time and never said a word. Lol
Ok douche, go ahead and call it mud. My husband DID have halitosis. We addressed it after I talked to you girls on here and guess what? Years later, no problem. Mofongo, you're a cunt. Eat shit. ~anonnamus