Things you hide from your SO

[wowhead]

I’ve recently become addicted to watching pimple popping and blackhead extraction videos on Tic Tok. I always make sure my iPad is facing away from H and if he walks behind me I’ll quickly scroll to the next video. I have no idea why I’m hiding this from him and the fact that I am makes me giggle. His only reaction would be to turn up his nose and call me a weirdo. 


What random shit do you hide for no good reason?

[icedcoffee]

Gbcn

[expectantsteelerfan]

I hide candy from my dh and my kids upstairs in my room. It's mostly so they don't eat it all first, but I do feel like I'm sneaking it when I go upstairs to eat it.

[mofongo]

Well neither of the above b/c I do both and he knows lol. Not much, nothing I can think of. The other night I said a poop was brewing and he was like ‘please, stop’. #oversharer

[TR]

The PreparationH wipes I had to buy one time lol

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

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[TR]

Jan 27, 2022 19:35:38 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

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Hand to God, I’d I thought I could get away with selling feet pics without H finding out, I’d do it in a heartbeat lol

[Jalapeñomel]

Jan 27, 2022 19:35:35 GMT -5 TR said:

The PreparationH wipes I had to buy one time lol

You know, I did this too when I was pregnant! Lol

[Pilsy]

Jan 27, 2022 19:30:43 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Well neither of the above b/c I do both and he knows lol. Not much, nothing I can think of. The other night I said a poop was brewing and he was like ‘please, stop’. #oversharer

This is me. 

My H doesn't tell me stop, but sometimes, he just looks at me and doesn't respond. That's almost worse. lol

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

Jan 27, 2022 19:38:48 GMT -5 TR said:

Jan 27, 2022 19:35:38 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

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Hand to God, I’d I thought I could get away with selling feet pics without H finding out, I’d do it in a heartbeat lol

Do it. It's just feet.

Plus, while it takes practice to find the best angles for your flaps, shooting feet is easy!

[underwaterrhymes]

Nothing. He knows literally everything there is to know from pooping to shaving the dry skin off my feet. It’s a good thing I’m so hot. 😂

[wildrice]

The only thing I can think of is that I have some deodorant for my "lady bits" (Lume) and he doesn't know. Although it's sitting right on the counter in the bathroom, so it's not exactly hidden. But I haven't told him that's what it's for and I doubt he's ever paid any attention. He is pretty oblivious.

I suppose I also don't necessarily share what I spend on things, but that's again largely because he's just uninterested. I don't do anything shady, but like, I probably didn't need another Stitch Fix this month.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jan 27, 2022 19:57:38 GMT -5 wildrice said:

The only thing I can think of is that I have some deodorant for my "lady bits" (Lume) and he doesn't know. Although it's sitting right on the counter in the bathroom, so it's not exactly hidden. But I haven't told him that's what it's for and I doubt he's ever paid any attention. He is pretty oblivious.

I suppose I also don't necessarily share what I spend on things, but that's again largely because he's just uninterested. I don't do anything shady, but like, I probably didn't need another Stitch Fix this month.

I have Lume too! I guess I haven’t specifically pointed it out, but he’s seen me apply it, so it’s not a secret.

[babsbunny]

How often I change the AAAs in my vibrator.

[TR]

wildrice - lol that reminds me that when we were in Slovenia, we were getting ready to walk out the door and I had a dress on and hadn’t put my usual deodorant on my inner thighs. I was like, I need you to wait over here and don’t turn around lol I did explain after we left and we just kind of chuckled about it, but in the moment I was very “oh shit!” We are not a “share everything” couple.

[ste]

The number of pregnancy tests I’ve taken over the course of our relationship!

[mofongo]

Jan 27, 2022 19:57:38 GMT -5 wildrice said:

The only thing I can think of is that I have some deodorant for my "lady bits" (Lume) and he doesn't know. Although it's sitting right on the counter in the bathroom, so it's not exactly hidden. But I haven't told him that's what it's for and I doubt he's ever paid any attention. He is pretty oblivious.

I suppose I also don't necessarily share what I spend on things, but that's again largely because he's just uninterested. I don't do anything shady, but like, I probably didn't need another Stitch Fix this month.

Oh, this reminds of when we moved and I found Nair under the sink and was very WTF as it wasn’t mine. He Nairs his nethers, so maybe he’s the one with secrets. LOL

PDQ

[onomatopoeia]

Jan 27, 2022 19:38:48 GMT -5 TR said:

Jan 27, 2022 19:35:38 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

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Hand to God, I’d I thought I could get away with selling feet pics without H finding out, I’d do it in a heartbeat lol

The other day I read about a woman who sells her used socks and makes a ton of money and I thought man if I was single I'd totally do that. DH would be horrified though.
 
We are also not a "share everything" couple lol.  I like to keep the mystery alive.  Bathroom doors stay closed in our house.

ETA: DH has no idea about the large quantity of erotic romance novels I read on my Kindle.  He thinks I mainly read biographies and murder mysteries.  He reaps the benefits though so I don't think he'd complain lol.

[TR]

Well now I’m trying to hide my laughter from mofongo’s post

[al dente]

babsbunny lol we have a rechargable one and my H the other day was like "huh we've never had to charge this!" and I was all "oh mhm..."

[sofamonkey]

Nothing really. I don’t talk to him about everything, but o don’t hide things. I bet he wished I tried harder to hide a few things. Lol

[onomatopoeia]

Jan 27, 2022 20:22:23 GMT -5 al dente said:

babsbunny lol we have a rechargable one and my H the other day was like "huh we've never had to charge this!" and I was all "oh mhm..."

This is totally not the same but at our last house we had one of those soap pumps built into the counter by the sink.  As we were getting ready to move he says to me something like, wow, this soap dispenser lasted forever!  We never had to fill it up!  

Guys. We had lived there for 17 years. We had a little chat about invisible labor. 

[TR]

Jan 27, 2022 20:27:56 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Jan 27, 2022 20:22:23 GMT -5 al dente said:

babsbunny lol we have a rechargable one and my H the other day was like "huh we've never had to charge this!" and I was all "oh mhm..."

This is totally not the same but at our last house we had one of those soap pumps built into the counter by the sink.  As we were getting ready to move he says to me something like, wow, this soap dispenser lasted forever!  We never had to fill it up!  

Guys. We had lived there for 17 years. We had a little chat about invisible labor. 

[wildrice]

Jan 27, 2022 20:27:56 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Jan 27, 2022 20:22:23 GMT -5 al dente said:

babsbunny lol we have a rechargable one and my H the other day was like "huh we've never had to charge this!" and I was all "oh mhm..."

This is totally not the same but at our last house we had one of those soap pumps built into the counter by the sink.  As we were getting ready to move he says to me something like, wow, this soap dispenser lasted forever!  We never had to fill it up!  

Guys. We had lived there for 17 years. We had a little chat about invisible labor. 

OMG. It is rare that I read something on here that makes me want to burst out laughing, but this one did it. Probably because if I don't laugh I will cry, lol. I am sure my H has no clue how the soap dispensers in our house have soap in them (or how any number of stupid little things like that happen either).

[winecat]

Sometimes I eat the Kraft singles I buy to hide his pills in.

[lilypad1126]

I hide my Botox habit from H. He wouldn’t care, exactly, and certainly not about the money, but he can be a little judgey about those things. Although he does know about my other cosmetic procedures, so I don’t know why I think he’d judge my Botox habit.

[devonpow]

He knows I get Botox but not how often/how much. Also the ridiculous amount I spend on skin care products in general. I figure he benefits from me looking good so whatever

[muffin0]

Jan 27, 2022 19:38:48 GMT -5 TR said:

Jan 27, 2022 19:35:38 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

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Hand to God, I’d I thought I could get away with selling feet pics without H finding out, I’d do it in a heartbeat lol

LOL! My husband would encourage it! “You want to sell feet pics and make $$$$” go for it!!

Unfortunately I have the worlds ugliest feet. I would have to ask him so I could guarantee how to do it and make sure it’s 100% free from any and all info that could link it to me.


Edit : for spelling - and I would 100% sell socks too. I apparently have little shame.

(H and I have joked about selling underwear too - I don’t know if I could do that.)

[beerlover]

I hide GBCN.

I started therapy in October or Nov. and I haven't told him about it. He'd be all for it, so I don't know why I just haven't mentioned it. I wonder if he has noticed the Teladoc charges on the debit card every two weeks though haha.

He knows I have a medical marijuana card but I don't really tell him the details of when I go buy stuff or when I vape.

He knows I have anxiety but I don't always share with him the magnitude of how I'm feeling or what I'm freaking out about in a given moment.

I really think that's about it honestly.

[mofongo]

Jan 27, 2022 20:53:05 GMT -5 winecat said:

Sometimes I eat the Kraft singles I buy to hide his pills in.

His being your H’s, or the dog’s??