Some nesties really hate when their identities are questioned after a name change, despite drawing attention to the fact that they changed their names. Repeatedly.
If you are someone who hires external vendors, and you send them nasty emails about how urgent something is all day, and how terrible they are at their jobs. And then they write you back sitting on the floor of an airport at 5:15pm, and you don't write back because you're a client, and it's 5pm on a friday and you're done for the weekend.
Fuck you, seriously.
Also I want to be you. So please contact me with any job opportunities.