1. My dad and my brother EITHER text back immediately or NOT AT ALL. And they both complain to me about how the other one does that.
2. I'm up for a job that I may really want (now I want it, whether to qualify with a "really" depends on the next round of of interviews), but my husband is exhausted from talking with me about it endlessly and for REASONS I can't talk about it with anyone else who will get it.
3. My neighbors who have the stupid goddamned tree that I hate planted JUST on their side of the property line at the end of my driveway like to sit on their front stoop and be condescending to me about random shit (last time, it was when I mentioned I don't have a WaPo account so hadn't read an article behind the paywall and they were all PAYING FOR JOURNALISM IS IMPORTANT which, I fucking KNOW ALREADY JESUS IT WAS A PASSING COMMENT) so I can't be on MY front stoop without either engaging them or aggressively ignoring them.