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[lilafowler]

WHAT? Where?!!!

[cville]

Mar 6, 2024 10:00:37 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

WHAT? Where?!!!

It's casually referenced as AN UNRELATED ASIDE in one of the bad bosses stories.

An aside!

[W.T.Faulkner]

I could have used some coke when I was an English teacher.

I have to say, this isn't surprising to me in the slightest. Some of my teacher friends, especially in my 20's, were total degenerates outside of the classroom. And they were good teachers. They'd be inspiring a room full of 7th graders one moment and then, that evening, be doing coke in the bathroom of an underground strip club. 

[cville]

Mar 6, 2024 10:24:35 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

I could have used some coke when I was an English teacher.

I have to say, this isn't surprising to me in the slightest. Some of my teacher friends, especially in my 20's, were total degenerates outside of the classroom. And they were good teachers. They'd be inspiring a room full of 7th graders one moment and then, that evening, be doing coke in the bathroom of an underground strip club. 

The most unhinged partier I know is a much celebrated, award winning elementary school PE teacher. Un. Hinged.

[W.T.Faulkner]

Mar 6, 2024 10:35:50 GMT -5 cville said:

Mar 6, 2024 10:24:35 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

I could have used some coke when I was an English teacher.

I have to say, this isn't surprising to me in the slightest. Some of my teacher friends, especially in my 20's, were total degenerates outside of the classroom. And they were good teachers. They'd be inspiring a room full of 7th graders one moment and then, that evening, be doing coke in the bathroom of an underground strip club. 

The most unhinged partier I know is a much celebrated, award winning elementary school PE teacher. Un. Hinged.

Absolutely not surprising. Every time I have come close to seeing the face of God, a teacher or a nurse has been responsible. 

[bcv513]

I didn't see the aside, but this happened pretty recently:

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Honestly I can understand the temptation when working with teenagers lol

[circa1978]

No idea about that but my 7th grade English teacher pretended to be kidnapped and found later in the trunk of his own car.

[Jalapeñomel]

Mar 6, 2024 11:30:43 GMT -5 circa1978 said:

No idea about that but my 7th grade English teacher pretended to be kidnapped and found later in the trunk of his own car.

My 7th grade English teacher whacked her daughter on the head with a handheld vacuum and then called the police on herself. 

[donutsmakemegonuts]

One of the gym teachers at my high school called in a bomb threat to another high school where his girlfriend worked and got arrested. He also got fired.

[basilosaurus]

I know of one teacher moonlighting as a stripper. I'd put money illicit substances were involved.

And I'm still curious why 2 math teachers were escorted off campus one morning never to return. I'd bet my dad knew the reason as he was faculty, although not a teacher. I should ask him about it. There has to be a juicy story!

A fake kidnapping is wild.

[brooklyn]

One English teacher told me to about sex to keep the other students interested in my poetry presentation.

Another teacher told me that only prostitutes apply makeup in public.

Yay private school 😂

[basilosaurus]

Mar 6, 2024 12:02:29 GMT -5 brooklyn said:

One English teacher told me to about sex to keep the other students interested in my poetry presentation.

Another teacher told me that only prostitutes apply makeup in public.

Yay private school 😂

Heh. I had a teacher in middle school use "fuck" in its various iterations to demonstrate all the different parts of speech one word can do. Private school as well. Secular, though.

[gummybear]

Mar 6, 2024 12:02:29 GMT -5 brooklyn said:

One English teacher told me to about sex to keep the other students interested in my poetry presentation.

Another teacher told me that only prostitutes apply makeup in public.

Yay private school 😂

My English teacher in (private, Catholic) high school was a straight up sex fiend she had us read the craziest books and would always delve deeply into the sex and implied sex. We read one book where a main character had some operation on her lady bits and an unforeseen “complication” was continuous explosive orgasms. Read The Painted Bird! Google the summary! It is to this day the most disturbing book I read. She was INSANE. Loved her, but whew.

[meanie]

One of our middle school teachers was rumored to have been caught watching porn in his classroom on one of those old school tv carts. We looked in his desk drawers one day when he stepped out and yep - plastic bag full of porn.

[shauni27]

nsl you better come in here and tell the full story, ma'am!

[mae0111]

When I was a freshman in high school, two young male teachers took a bunch of kids to a concert on a Friday night. Not a chamber music concert... we went to see Hothouse Flowers and a bunch of other bands at a pretty big venue. They got the school vans and drove a bunch of underaged kids to a concert where there were drugs all over, and I'm pretty sure that at least one of the chaperones were high too. I saw one of them the next day when he was coaching a school soccer team and he looked ROUGH.

[gardengal]

We just sharing crazy teacher stories now? A long time teacher at my high school--highly respected--embezzled fundraising money the students earned for an international trip & just...disappeared for awhile. Like, the kids would take YEARS of collecting cans, selling things, going door-to-door asking for donations, etc. & it was just gone.

[7costanza]

Not my teacher, but after I graduated a teacher at my HS faked his own attempted murder in his classroom.

My 7th grade English teacher married one of his former students. He told us this in his intro on the first day.

[lust2hart]

Man. The most scandalous thing I can remember is that my 6th grade science teacher was rumored to have sex with sheep.

[loira]

Wow, maybe my schools were just really tame. The only thing even remotely scandalous was that our grade 9 social studies teacher had once been a model for a well-known Canadian fashion brand. I looked him up recently and I guess he's a realtor now, probably because teaching did not pay the big bucks.

[mommin]

Ooh! I have a crazy teacher story! When DS1 was a freshman in 2021 his school fired an English teacher because some of the students found her porn videos online. The real nail in the coffins was that she filmed a couple of them AT THE SCHOOL!!! She assured everyone that it wasn’t done during school hours, so there’s that, I guess.

[nuggetbrain]

One of our counselors was screwing one of the seniors...it was kind of an open secret.

[shauni27]

some of these are horrifying.

[fryjack2]

A few of my high school teachers used to hang out. They were late 20s early 30s. One night, the drunk men teachers drew penises on the female teachers faces in perm marker.

That became a big deal that was hush hush but known.

[So_Fetch]

My HS teacher story is tragic and depressing.

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My HS Civics/History teacher became well known for transitioning from male to female. She was fired when she began the process of transitioning (1999). She was an excellent teacher.
Subsequently she was in the news again in 2016 for murdering a family that she knew through her motorcycle gang. Her gender has come up again as they argue over whether she should be in a female prison.

[So_Fetch]

fryjack2, isn't it funny to think that "adults" were in their 20s and 30s? I'm in my 40s and still don't feel like an adult.
I remember thinking my unmarried english teacher was an old lady - she was probably 40. lol

[dish2501]

My kid’s elementary school principal got busted for DUI. She lied saying she was coming from a school event. The superintendent totally was like “nope!” She had previously worked at my cousin’s school and was rumored to have slept with the counselor. Her picture in the newsletter was a sexy look.

[circa1978]

So_Fetch, that was a wild ride.

[Monica Geller]

Realized it was too yuck for what seemed to me a mostly innocent thread