If you had a penis for a day...

[Deleted]

stick it in DH's butt to see what it feels like

[Kore]

Get a blowjob.

Masturbate.

[pugz]

are there non sexual things to do with a peen? I can't think of any

[womet]

Get a BJ.
Pee standing up. And dribble on the seat and floor for DH to clean up.

[rex]

May 18, 2012 20:48:16 GMT -5 pugz said:

are there non sexual things to do with a peen? I can't think of any

This made me laugh. I can't think of any either. Which might explain things about men.

[rex]

May 18, 2012 20:49:31 GMT -5 womet said:

Get a BJ.
Pee standing up. And dribble on the seat and floor for DH to clean up.

LOL. I think that's what I would do! Then he would know how gross it is.

[bunch]

May 18, 2012 20:49:31 GMT -5 womet said:

Get a BJ.
Pee standing up. And dribble on the seat and floor for DH to clean up.

Yeah, that. And keep my hand on it while watching tv. Just because.

[interro]

Pee standing up. Play with it. Get a beej. Sex. Hmm. So yeah, mostly sex stuff.

[Kore]

Where are we all gonna find willing people to give us BJ's? Craigslist casual encounters?

[pugz]

we could always help a friend out, we're a pretty close knit group, right? MM peen gtg?

[Kore]

May 18, 2012 20:55:25 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

I'm fairly confident in my ability to find some casual sexual encounters. It always worked for me before! Lol

I've never tried picking up a girl! I'm guessing that's from whom I'd want one? It seems kinda tricky to explain. Unless we are just dudes for the day, not shemales?

[pugz]

OP just said penis for a day, not that you would be a man for a day.

you might be a lady with a peen. I imagine that would make you hot stuff on casual encounters.

[RandZB]

Make more money.

[Kore]

Just checked out my CL competition on the tranny4male section. I'd be a way hotter tranny.

[womet]

I might do porn. I could make a lot of money in that one day.

[Deleted]

Bang my husband, make a video, masturbate, balance rings on it, a bunch of stuff

[womet]

NQB, your DH likes it up the butt? Interesting. My DH wants to know if you'd play ring toss with it? OR swordfight your DH. Now that sounds like a lot of fun.

[Deleted]

May 18, 2012 21:06:56 GMT -5 womet said:

NQB, your DH likes it up the butt? Interesting. My DH wants to know if you'd play ring toss with it? OR swordfight your DH. Now that sounds like a lot of fun.

I don't care if he likes it, dammit.

[Kore]

May 18, 2012 21:08:32 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 18, 2012 21:06:56 GMT -5 womet said:

NQB, your DH likes it up the butt? Interesting. My DH wants to know if you'd play ring toss with it? OR swordfight your DH. Now that sounds like a lot of fun.

I don't care if he likes it, dammit.

Haha! That's the spirit!

[Kore]

I just asked my H if he'd give me a BJ in this scenario. He has to think about it.

[Laura Palmer]

May 18, 2012 20:54:04 GMT -5 Kore said:

Where are we all gonna find willing people to give us BJ's? Craigslist casual encounters?

I think there'd have to be a set of MM sub-boards dedicated to GTGs.

[drloretta]

Ha! Someone compiled a book of essays about this. I have yet to read it.

I'd just be happy to pee standing up.

[rex]

This thread kind of makes me understand my H's infatuation with his penis.

It can do so much!

[CloudBee]

Give my husband a Roman Helmet!

[Kore]

May 18, 2012 21:12:37 GMT -5 Laura Palmer said:

May 18, 2012 20:54:04 GMT -5 Kore said:

Where are we all gonna find willing people to give us BJ's? Craigslist casual encounters?

I think there'd have to be a set of MM sub-boards dedicated to GTGs.

Excellent idea!!

[steph96]

May 18, 2012 21:11:57 GMT -5 Kore said:

I just asked my H if he'd give me a BJ in this scenario. He has to think about it.

Maybe if I knew how awesome it felt, I would give him more. I think that statement could convince him to do it.

[Kore]

May 18, 2012 21:24:31 GMT -5 steph96 said:

May 18, 2012 21:11:57 GMT -5 Kore said:

I just asked my H if he'd give me a BJ in this scenario. He has to think about it.

Maybe if I knew how awesome it felt, I would give him more. I think that statement could convince him to do it.

He agreed to a 69 type scenario. As long as I still have boobs.

[Nonny]

Is this the setup to a joke? Shouldn't there be an answer here about whipping it out and plopping it on your boss's desk and asking for a raise?

[Kore]

May 18, 2012 21:28:27 GMT -5 Nonny said:

Is this the setup to a joke? Shouldn't there be an answer here about whipping it out and plopping it on your boss's desk and asking for a raise?

I just want to stick it in stuff. But not in a lewd or lascivious way, okay, proboards gods??

[Laura Palmer]

Glory holes