I would see how many holes I can fit it in. And see what blueballs feels like. And I would swing it all around because I always thought if I had a peen it would be kinda fun to do that.
Nobody said my peen would be right next to my vagina. If we are having this crazy scenario, I will put my peen on my arm.
Hannamarin, the freak with the peen on her arm. You would certainly make the news for that.
I could also suck my own peen. Without having to remove any ribs (a la marilyn mansn rumour) and I am very good at it (i think my H would say that to anyone but Iwill assume I am better than average)