Wanna hear something hilarious?

[camelblossom]

We finally got around to measuring and MH is an 8.5.
So I am a lying liar who lies and my vagina is a tiny delicate flower.
Apparently my previous manpartners were also tiny and delicate?

Meaty, am I measuring right? I did it from the base along the top. Should I have started from underneath at the satchel?

[meatywienert]

I measure from the base above the penis to tip. 8.5 is big. Seriously, most men who say they are 7 or 8 are closer to 5 or 6. I bet most ladies would be surprised if they actually measured their husband's dick. Over 8 is really too much dick. It still is too much most of the time.

[NandaB]

Hahahaha. I am still enjoying the hell outta this. If I wasn't exhausted and unshaven I would initiate some sexy time just to measure.

[NandaB]

And I just snorted at "satchel"

[camelblossom]

I just snorted at "over 8 is really too much dick". I feel like I need to say that constantly to MH now. You're hilarious, meaty.

[meatywienert]

My name is Meaty and I like to measure dicks. Is there a support group for that?

[mamasaurus]

Sept 28, 2012 23:42:38 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

I measure from the base above the penis to tip. 8.5 is big. Seriously, most men who say they are 7 or 8 are closer to 5 or 6. I bet most ladies would be surprised if they actually measured their husband's dick. Over 8 is really too much dick. It still is too much most of the time.

LOL @ that ecard!

[Llama in Mules]

I knew I forgot to do something during sexy time last night!

[meatywienert]

Haha...how many of the octomoms do you think have whipped a measuring tape in bed the last couple of weeks?