Where do you keep your "toys"?

[ijack]

Because the bedside table isn't working for me :/

[shortstax]

haha, love it.

Perhaps in a box on the top shelf of your closet?

[aspentosh]

:-( :-( :-( OMG!!

Chalk this up to something I'll think about in a year

[countthestars]

OMG lol!

I keep mine in the bedside table but I don't have kids

[ijack]

Oct 3, 2012 8:50:54 GMT -5 shortstax said:

haha, love it.

Perhaps in a box on the top shelf of your closet?

but then do you really get up in the middle of stuff and find a stool to step on to get it down?

[Kore]

!!!!!!!!!!

That look! Omg! Hahahahahaha

[kcd0531]

!!!!!

Bwahahahaha!!! So glad this isn't a "problem" for me.

But, maybe perhaps keep it in a box under the bed? I dunno.

[monarch]

Lol! In the top drawer of our tall dresser.

[whitepicketfence]

Her expression is priceless.

[Deleted]

LOL! Mine are out in full force on the nightstand. But no kids. I say wrap it in a sock and put it in your sock drawer.

[Deleted]

lol.

Well some of you may remember that my dorm flooded last year and security returned EVERYTHING besides my used vibrator. They seriously bagged my garbage and recycling and gave it back to me, but not a peep about the vibe.

I never replaced it.

[ssmjlm]

Well ours are in the nightstand, maybe in a box in the nightstand? So it's covered.

[shortstax]

Oct 3, 2012 8:54:42 GMT -5 ijack said:

Oct 3, 2012 8:50:54 GMT -5 shortstax said:

haha, love it.

Perhaps in a box on the top shelf of your closet?

but then do you really get up in the middle of stuff and find a stool to step on to get it down?

You're so right. Ummm, box under the bed?

[schrodinger]

We have a locked box that we keep under the bed. They are fairly cheap, but a good kid-deterrent.

[Awkward]

Oct 3, 2012 9:13:24 GMT -5 tacom said:

lol.

Well some of you may remember that my dorm flooded last year and security returned EVERYTHING besides my used vibrator. They seriously bagged my garbage and recycling and gave it back to me, but not a peep about the vibe.

I never replaced it.

I was lurking when you posted this and remember my coworker asking me what my issue was with my snorting and giggling. One of my favorite MM stories.

Add me to the nightstand group. In college I hid my 'goodies' in a 1 gallon bucket of bubble gum under the bed.

[bunnysmom]

I don't have kids and I keep them in the nightstand table but the other day while in a visit my 2 year old nephew almost opens the drawer and finds the toys, so I think I might also use your suggestions, lol!

[thatgirl2478]

LOL - that expression is priceless!

I keep mine in a 'trunk' in the closet. Get them out before the action starts and you don't have to worry about getting up during.

[CloudBee]

My sister keeps hers in a locked box in her bedside table. Backups are kept in a locked suitcase in the closet, lol. I'm not sure if she's ever had to explain what's kept in the locked box in the bedside table.

[Susie]

:-(

hilarious.

[mellimel19]

We keep ours in a toolbox under our bed. H is a carpenter, so I thought it would be funny one Valentine's Day to get one of those old fashioned red toolboxes and fill it with toys.

[cjeanette]

I don't know what is worse. That I opened this post thinking you meant actual toys or that I am not 100% sure what she is holding.

[80sjunkie]

OMG I dread these conversations!

[huey]

OMG! that is too funny

Mine is kept between the mattresses.

[Deleted]

Lolololol.

In a box under the bed, but that's not helpful.

[ejpint]

In the bedside drawer - sorry, not helpful.
Love the picture, though, I'm dying.

[ondaflipside]

Oct 3, 2012 8:50:54 GMT -5 shortstax said:

haha, love it.

Perhaps in a box on the top shelf of your closet?

OMG. :-(

This is where I keep it. I do get lazy taking it down, which is why I haven't used it for years.

[phunluvin82]

LMAO!!

No kids & mine are in the nightstand, so I'm no help.