Hilariously Bad Police Sketches

[Balki.Bartokomous]

Has anyone posted this yet?

now.msn.com/bad-police-sketches-a-photo-gallery

And a related article: "Polish police might not understand how composite drawings work:

now.msn.com/polish-police-department-releases-unhelpful-mug-shot-of-masked-man

:-(

[dr.girlfriend]

Oct 3, 2012 15:03:44 GMT -5 Balki.Bartokomous said:

Has anyone posted this yet?

now.msn.com/bad-police-sketches-a-photo-gallery

And a related article: "Polish police might not understand how composite drawings work:

now.msn.com/polish-police-department-releases-unhelpful-mug-shot-of-masked-man

This reminds me of a SNL sketch, I think it was with Norm Robertson. They were talking about the Unabomber sketches, and they were like, "So he was wearing a hooded sweatshirt?" and Norm was like, "Oh, no...I'm just not very good with hair." And then they were like, "So he had sunglasses on to disguise himself" and Norm was like, "No, not really...I added those. Eyes aren't really my strong suit." And then he showed other sketches and he put clown noses, bowler hats, etc. on people to cover up all the parts he couldn't draw and the police would call them like "The Killer Clown" or whatever.

Guess you had to be there.

And how has Kore not pulled out that sketch that was her avatar for awhile...Johnny One-Tooth?

[Balki.Bartokomous]

Lol. I think I vaguely remember that. You mean Norm Macdonald, right?

[agnes]

Yes, she means Norm MacDonald. I remember that skit! Hilarious.

[dr.girlfriend]

Oct 3, 2012 15:09:45 GMT -5 Balki.Bartokomous said:

Lol. I think I vaguely remember that. You mean Norm Macdonald, right?

LOL, yes. I looked at it for awhile and was like, "Norm Richardson doesn't sound right but I'm too lazy to Google."

[Kore]

Right, Dr.G? How did this not make the list??

[litasail]

Oct 3, 2012 17:21:55 GMT -5 Kore said:

Right, Dr.G? How did this not make the list??

Hahahahahahaha. This is what I instantly thought of, too.

"No, the tooth was longer. A little bit longer. Loooonger. STOP!"

[Kore]

Hahaha

[agnes]

I feel like I couldhave been a police sketch artist.

[aspentosh]

This is fantastic.