Today was an interesting day to say the least. Here's just two gems.
There's a "biggest loser" type of contest going on. Weigh in was this morning. One girl weighed herself. Shared that she had to take a poop. Weighed in again. Lost 2 lbs. Now people at work are saying if they have to poop, they'll just say, "I'm gunng go do the Jane."
Tonight we went out to dinner after work. One lady blurted out that she hadn't had sex with her husband in a year in a half. She has "plenty of toys."
An older woman (55ish) I used to work with told me about how her son walked in on her husband going down on her. She gave me a few tmi details abkut exactly what they were doing. I had met her husband numerous times and I also see her as a mom type, so the image in my head really creeped me out.
A coworker was telling us how he showers with his girlfriend every morning to "save money." Not necessarily crazy, but also not information I really needed.
Coworker told me her son's father isn't his bio dad. Father knows, son doesn't.
Another coworker told me before she got engaged to her husband he told her he had herpes & was having an outbreak & they shouldn't have sex - she had sex with him anyways and now she has herpes. They are now divorced b/c he was having an affair with another women who barely speaks english.
One of the secretaries at my last job once told me the story about how she and her husband conceived their first child. When I realized she was getting ready to start on the story of her second child, I found a way to gtfo of there.
I had a CW who spent long days on the (company) phone, calling around various military hospitals in the US to inquire how much it would cost to get a boob job done on his fiancee. (He was ex military and he assumed she'd get a good rate, I suppose!)