I'm boooorrreeeddd

[doriswe]

So random thoughts from yours truly!

~I watched the new Justin Bieber video today and thought "damn, he's a little hot right in that one shot"....I'm going to jail for that statement, right?

~My kiddos are home today (in-service day) and DS has watched more TV than I'd normally allow...but I'm technically working so it keeps him out of my hair. He's also yelling out the play by play for Return of the Jedi so I can be a part of his movie watching experience.

~I didn't parent my kiddos this weekend since I was out of town, both are going to their dads' this weekend and then the next weekend I'll be out of town again for the wedding. I should feel bad for not spending time with them, but I'm gonna be honest, I need the break...and I totally deal with the day to day stuff, right?

~My BFF was trying to describe Two Girls and One Cup, but thought it was Two Asians and a Twist Cone....which lead me into a laughing fit to the point of tears and being unable to breathe. Even now it makes me laugh!

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Me too! Here are some randoms.

• I'm obsessed with the Morgan's Stalking blog that's been talked about on ML. It's seriously fascinating as are all the theories around it
  
• I text my best friend literally 50-100 times per day. We text all day from the time we get up to when we go to bed. Apparently this isn't normal...
  
• I found a delicious new chai coconut tea that makes my afternoon.
  

[doriswe]

Oct 15, 2012 16:18:09 GMT -5 jellymankelly said:

Oct 15, 2012 16:04:57 GMT -5 doriswe said:

~I watched the new Justin Bieber video today and thought "damn, he's a little hot right in that one shot"....I'm going to jail for that statement, right?

He's 18 - you're all good.

Even if it's legal, it still makes me feel dirty!!

[udscoobychick]

BF cracked me up this weekend. I was only wearing a thong (TMI, sorry), and he took it off me, so I jokingly said "You've stripped me of my last line of defense!!!" He held it up and was staring at this teeny, tiny lace see-through G-string with a disbelieving look on his face, and said, "THIS is your last line of defense?! You call THIS a defense?!" He went on and on about it, and I was practically crying from laughing so hard. Probably a you-had-to-be-there moment.

Edited because I can't type.

[dakotadangerdog]

Oct 15, 2012 16:39:19 GMT -5 udscoobychick said:

BF cracked me up this weekend. I was only wearing a thong (TMI, sorry), and he took it off me, so I jokingly said "You've stripped me of my last line of defense!!!" He held it up and was staring at this teeny, tiny lace see-through G-string with a disbelieving look on his face, and said, "THIS is your last line of defense?! You call THIS a defense?!" He went on and on about it, and I was practically crying from laughing so hard. Probably a you-had-to-be-there moment.

Edited because I can't type.

lol I love the "you had to be there" moments. They're just always so weird and hilarious. Me and CFG were trying to have sex one day but we kept making dumb jokes and laughing SO HARD it was sooooo funny, I like couldn't breathe. He was practically talking into my vagina AS he's going down on me, and then he's like joking about how we can't have sex cuz we won't shut up and I just yell at him STOP TALKING!!!!!!! while laughing my ass off lol somehow we did manage to shut up and bone after that.