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[dexteroni]

I have two minor ones today. We just had a serviceperson here who had to walk through our entire house. During his 10-minute tour he:

(a) walked into the laundry room and was met face-to-face with a row of my bras air-drying on the clothesline (I didn't think he needed to go into that room or I would have moved them).

(b) found a diaper stuffed behind one of the bookshelves in the den. The last time the likely culprit visited our house was a month ago. I know the mom didn't do it, so it must have been her 1.5-year-old DS. At least it wasn't smelly! Although if it had been, we would have detected it right away and I would have been spared this embarrassment.

[Kore]

Oh man! Your face must've been priceless when the diaper popped up.

[whitemerlot]

I rushed to answer the door so my dog wouldn't wake the kids up. It was a solicitor and when he left, I saw that my shirt was totally unbuttoned and my huge boobs were spilling out of my bra. I could have died.

[Myrrhine]

Some kind of bug bit me while I was on vacation. I went to the doctor and got a prescription, but in the meantime, I look like I have chicken pox.

[fuddyduddy]

I was trying to open a locked drawer yesterday and was trying about a dozen keys without any luck. I asked a coworker if she knew which key was the correct one (she didn't). After she watched me retry all of the keys, I asked her if she wanted to give it a go. She opened the drawer on the first try. I felt like an uncoordinated idiot. Why couldn't I get the stupid key to work?!

[auberge]

None lately but in my 20's I wore leather pants to a club (I know what was I thinking wearing hot sweaty pants to a club) Anyway, I dropped it low on the dance floor and the pants split from my crotch to the back waistband. I was literally wearing black leaher chaps with a g string. I was drinking so much that I just went with it and wore the "chaps" all night proudly. My friends still get a kick out it.

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Oct 16, 2012 16:42:54 GMT -5 auberge said:

None lately but in my 20's I wore leather pants to a club (I know what was I thinking wearing hot sweaty pants to a club) Anyway, I dropped it low on the dance floor and the pants split from my crotch to the back waistband. I was literally wearing black leaher chaps with a g string. I was drinking so much that I just went with it and wore the "chaps" all night proudly. My friends still get a kick out it.

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