I'm not even making fun of the OP... I mean I guess if you're really concerned about any calories you might consume than it is a valid question, but some of the responses are so funny I had to share...
BTW- I checked and "cum" is in the MFP database. It is 7 calories. Sh*t no wonder I haven't been losing weight. (Page 4 of the thread of you dont know what Im talking about)