Sex Toys PSA

[camelblossom]

A friend of mine just gave me a discount code that gets you 50% one item, free shipping and two free gifts at A dam & E ve . com

code is d a rk age (type in with no spaces).

You can use it more than once so I ordered a bunch of things in separate orders and got 50% off all of them! Plus free shipping! And a ton of free gifts! I'm too embarrassed to tell you how many sex toys I just ordered but I will be swimming in free gifts.

Enjoy!

[meatywienert]

Thanks pear! My rabbit is ridiculously old, I need something new!
ETA- Don't feel bad. I now have quite a few free gifts coming my way and I'm not sure if I'm done yet.

[camelblossom]

I like how this thread has been lurked like crazy but no one has anything to say. It's okay to try some new nipple clamps, ladies.

[EloiseWeenie]

LOL. I looked, but the one thing I've been on the fence about buying, would only take 25% off. It was a bust for me

[joolz]

I should see if they deliver to Canada. Otherwise I have nothing to add.

[mamasaurus]

Noooo! They will mail you ads forever, and they are not discreet! Your mail carrier and neighbors will all know you're a freak! I know because it happened to meeeee! :-(

Early2bed and smitten kitten also have good customer service which A&E do not have. Again, it happened to meeeee!

[camelblossom]

Oct 19, 2012 23:00:09 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

Noooo! They will mail you ads forever, and they are not discreet! Your mail carrier and neighbors will all know you're a freak! I know because it happened to meeeee!

Early2bed and smitten kitten also have good customer service which A&E do not have. Again, it happened to meeeee!

Oh noooo. This is hilarious/mortifying. I'm about to have so many sex toy deliveries coming through my neighbors will think I'm trafficking. I live next door to a giant Mormon family.

I mean, thanks for the other recs but I'm a cheapskate so I never really buy any. Which is why I jumped on this deal. Which is how I find myself in this predicament. Oh my.

[NandaB]

Hahahahahaha. I am cracking up at this Camel. I have no desire for sex toys. I have had them in the past, but I don't want to service myself, I want to be serviced. What can I say- my lazy tendencies are stronger than my horny ones.

Andplusalso, my mom is friends with the lady who works at our post office.

[meatywienert]

Meh, I ordered stuff too, but the mailman will be the only one that sees it. I don't really care what he thinks of me.

[camelblossom]

Side note: I advise not reading too many product reviews. I'm a little scarred by the uses for some of these things that I hadn't even conceived of.

[meatywienert]

I read them for the stuff I got, but I must not have gotten anything too crazy. No nipple clamps for me. How indiscreet can the boxes be? Do they just say Adam and Eve on them or is there going to be a giant dildo printed on the box?

[pursemeatballs]

Oct 19, 2012 19:10:38 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

LOL. I looked, but the one thing I've been on the fence about buying, would only take 25% off. It was a bust for me

Me, too. It was that crazy wee vibe or however you spell it. I wanted one of those smooth silicone, fancy plug-in ones with a remote. 25% off wasn't just a good enough deal.

I hope that there are huge dildos printed on your boxes.

[camelblossom]

Okay so I'm on the phone with my friend right now who gave me the code and her 176474 boxes came in the mail today. She says they were plain and unmarked.

[EloiseWeenie]

Oct 20, 2012 0:52:47 GMT -5 pursemeatballs said:

Oct 19, 2012 19:10:38 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

LOL. I looked, but the one thing I've been on the fence about buying, would only take 25% off. It was a bust for me

Me, too. It was that crazy wee vibe or however you spell it. I wanted one of those smooth silicone, fancy plug-in ones with a remote. 25% off wasn't just a good enough deal.

I hope that there are huge dildos printed on your boxes.

That's what I looked at too, the we vibe. I checked out both the II and III models to see if one would be 50%, but no luck.

[mamasaurus]

Oct 20, 2012 1:12:45 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Okay so I'm on the phone with my friend right now who gave me the code and her 176474 boxes came in the mail today. She says they were plain and unmarked.

It isn't the boxes that are the problem.

Once they had my address, I would get ads, sale fliers, and catalogs almost every week. Once I got a free DVD for no reason that was "previews" of their new pornos, not wrapped or covered or anything. There was never any nudity, but there were dudes in novelty thongs, women in pasties, O faces, etc. Guess what? Sometimes my neighbors get my mail and have to bring it over here to me. My MIL also house sat once when I received a free sample of butt lube stuck onto a postcard advertising a butt plug sale.



Make sure you get taken off the mailing list if you don't want little packets of ass grease showing up in your mailbox!

[NandaB]

Hahahahahahahaha. Ha

[meatywienert]

Oct 20, 2012 18:07:45 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

Oct 20, 2012 1:12:45 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Okay so I'm on the phone with my friend right now who gave me the code and her 176474 boxes came in the mail today. She says they were plain and unmarked.

It isn't the boxes that are the problem.

Once they had my address, I would get ads, sale fliers, and catalogs almost every week. Once I got a free DVD for no reason that was "previews" of their new pornos, not wrapped or covered or anything. There was never any nudity, but there were dudes in novelty thongs, women in pasties, O faces, etc. Guess what? Sometimes my neighbors get my mail and have to bring it over here to me. My MIL also house sat once when I received a free sample of butt lube stuck onto a postcard advertising a butt plug sale.



Make sure you get taken off the mailing list if you don't want little packets of ass grease showing up in your mailbox!

I'm loling so hard at this now. I read it to dh so we could laugh together. I would love if the nosey old ladies across the street accidentally got our free anal lube. I see what you mean though.

[EloiseWeenie]

OMG, Amazon.fulfillment.only

[camelblossom]

I think everybody knows by now that I do want ass grease packets.

[pursemeatballs]

Oct 20, 2012 21:52:37 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

I think everybody knows by now that I do want ass grease packets.

I was thinking this.

[Llama in Mules]

Ok, I don't really have a need for sex toys, my friend who owns a PR firm just took on Kendra's new line of sex toys as a client, so I will be getting stuff... But, I kind of want to sign up just to get the fliers and stuff. I think it would be hilarious!


Yes, I'm drinking while parenting... 🍼🍷

[meatywienert]

LIZ!!!!!!We have missed you!
I want to hear about the new Kendra sex toys you get. She seems like she would make some fun stuff.

[Llama in Mules]

I know, I've been missing. I've been busy with a bitchy baby. I am currently drinking heavily. We haven't gotten the samples yet, but we are excited, and I told my friend I will make out with whomever is necessary for me to go to a party at the playboy mansion.


Yes, I'm drinking while parenting... 🍼🍷

[EloiseWeenie]

The germaphobe in me would be terrified to touch any surface at the playboy mansion.

[Llama in Mules]

Weenie, we need to de-prude you.


Yes, I'm drinking while parenting... 🍼🍷

[meatywienert]

If you go we need to rig you up with some type of hidden camera. I don't know if words alone will be enough.

[dearprudence]

How did you go to USC and never make it over to the playboy mansion? I had friends that worked there when I was in college.