Its been a shittastic week at work, so my entire team left early to drink and bitch about work. They're all at the bar still, but I had to bail because I'm drunk. I'm definetly not driving home, but shit. Its 4pm and I'm drunk.
I don't mean this in a creepy way, but are you on the bus right now? There's a person sitting across from me wearing a north face fleece that looks a lot like you.
I swear I didn't intend to get drunk, but I pounded 2 glasses of wine. I guess this is what I get for drinking with peole who are just a few years out of college.