I can't believe there are only 2 reader comments, and neither of them are hers. She is worse than Beetlejuice, you only have to say her name once and she's *****THERE!!!!!11eleven****
I thought about her the other night when I was at Chili's. The waitress didn't write our order down. She got it 100% right but I was still laughing thinking about that does not make it ok!!!!!!!
I thought about her the other night when I was at Chili's. The waitress didn't write our order down. She got it 100% right but I was still laughing thinking about that does not make it ok!!!!!!!
Hahaha! I was at Denny's the other morning and was having Steak and Eggs. I love ranch on my steak (yes I know it makes some recoil in horror). I asked the waitress for a side and she brought it. I laughed to myself because I could just picture Springs1 going into apoplexy over the fact that the waitress couldn't magically divine that I might want ranch for my steak. Gasp! I had to ask!
Hahaha! I was at Denny's the other morning and was having Steak and Eggs. I love ranch on my steak (yes I know it makes some recoil in horror). I asked the waitress for a side and she brought it. I laughed to myself because I could just picture Springs1 going into apoplexy over the fact that the waitress couldn't magically divine that I might want ranch for my steak. Gasp! I had to ask!:::giggle snort:::
Gee, STUPID IDIOT, I **************ORDER********************** MY RANCH YOU STUPID IDIOT!! ARE YOU DUMB OR WHAT?
"GASP" if you want refills without asking, *YOU* have to PRE-ORDER THEM IF YOU WANT EVERY FREAKING SERVER TO KNOW FOR CERTAIN YOU WANT THAT TYPE OF SERVICE, UNDERSTAND? Also, if you want a glass of water or water with lemon or ketchup if it's not on the table already, you have to *ASK* for it just as **I ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS ******************ORDER**************** WHAT I WANT. I don't expect my server to be a mind reader like you all do.
Post by MixedBerryJam on Nov 11, 2012 9:18:38 GMT -5
Wait, let me get my popcorn ... In the meantime, though, ingspray, you get that we're laughing at you, right? I'm really not clear on why you come here.
Post by BettyBookWorm on Nov 11, 2012 23:17:03 GMT -5
So the real question is this, Springs1: why not make some huge notecards. You can laminate them or just keep one in your purse. Then every time you go to a restaurant you can simply hand your waitperson your manifesto and that way they know that their Tip is held hostage unless your demands are met. Sounds like a charming solution to your continued issues with servers. Please don't be surprised if you only get a spoon to eat with though. Giving a head case anything sharp would be foolish if I were waiting on you.
Why not carry your own personal supply of ranch?
Explain to me what you think the appropriate wait time is from start to finish of a meal?
She has a google alert set up so she's alerted any time there's a new post with her name.::
NO, I GOOGLE MYSELF YOU DUMBASS IDIOT!!
Have ****YOU******** considered setting *****UP***** google ALERTS??!!!?!?!! Only a dumbass idiot would waste SO ******MUCH***** time by MANUALLY SEARCHING FOR their own ******NAME***** ON A ****WEEKLY**** BASIS.!!! DUHHH
Edited: I had my response typed out in English, but I figured I should probably "speak" in her language when addressing her. So, I used the (extremely handy) Springs1 translator to convert it for me.