That's A Bit Much Even For Me

[alabasterangel]

Yesterday I went to get a pedicure. The little guy who is normally in front came over to do it for me while all the chicks sat and chatted with each other and took a break. Odd.. but fine.

Instead of like a 20 minute pedicure it took an hour and a half.. he was extremely thorough and kept massaging my feet and legs. Whatever. That is the best part.

I went next door to get a sandwich after I left and when I went to the bathroom I noticed that my pants were completely unzipped.

His head was practically in my lap.. that had to have been the primary reason for the super great service.

This is too much.. even for me.. and so begins the quest for a new pair of pants with a functional zipper.

[OrangePixyStix]

oh ma gah!!!
:-| ;D
sorry, but that is too funny. I hope you can find some functional pants for a good price, but YAY for the deluxe pedicure.

[sapphire bou]

Were you going commando?

Yay for a great pedicure!

[alabasterangel]

Nov 6, 2012 13:55:57 GMT -5 sapphire bou said:

Were you going commando?

Yay for a great pedicure!

No.. but I was OMW to see the BF so I was rocking some mesh/lace see through things that serve no real purpose.

[ILikeSloths]

Oops... Awkward.

[lucky513]

he loves you long time

[alabasterangel]

Nov 6, 2012 13:26:26 GMT -5 OrangePixyStix said:

oh ma gah!!!
I hope you can find some functional pants for a good price

I did get some good ones for cheap at Gordman's.. which led to even more Alabaster brand entertainment.

While in the bathroom I was startled when another woman opened the door and did the full on I-am-being-murdered scream, which then scared the shit out of her. After we were out of the bathroom shopping I saw her and tried to apologize and knocked over an entire end cap of mittens and hats. Oofta.

Then I went to try on the pants and bent over, hitting my head on the mirror hard enough that the fitting room lady was worried for my safety.. and then ricocheted into the door with enough force to pop the lock and spring the door open as I had pants only up to my knees.

*head desk*

[sapphire bou]

Oh, Ala. It sounds like yesterday just was not a good pants-day for you at all!