s/o "untraditional" orgasms

[lemondrop]

i wish

[Deleted]

I had a couple close calls in the massage chairs at Sharper Image.

[pantsparty]

Never happened to me. I'm hard to get off. Hee hee.

[Kit]

I'm not that lucky.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Push-ups do it for me sometimes.

ETA I can't do the 100 push-up challenge because I get...distracted.

[Deleted]

Do sleep-gasms count? I have at least 2 a night.

I often wonder if these are real, though. I mean, they feel very real when I wake up and I'm all rolling around the bed having an orgasm, but maybe it's just in my head...who knows.

[pantsparty]

Nov 9, 2012 17:09:53 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

Push-ups do it for me sometimes.

WHAT? And just this morning I was thinking about how much push ups suck.

Lucky!

[malibu]

Doesn't anyone remember climbing the rope in gym class?

No?

[wkatie]

A women I used to work with said she could squirm (for lack of a better word) in her pants and get off with the zipper.

[snatchparade]

I used to get them by doing leg lifts/raises in that gym machine where you are standing with your back pressed against a pad and your arms holding you up and your legs hang and you raise them. I loved that damn ab machine. Current gym does not have one

[gault]

In my sleep sometimes. Other than that, no

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Nov 9, 2012 17:16:20 GMT -5 wkatie said:

A women I used to work with said she could squirm (for lack of a better word) in her pants and get off with the zipper.

What? Where was the zipper on her pants?

[fuckstick]

I used to have a pair of jeans that had a very... prominent... seam on the inside, so if I sat a particular way and kind of moved my hips side to side it could come pretty close

[Deleted]

Nov 9, 2012 17:19:31 GMT -5 snatchparade said:

I used to get them by doing leg lifts/raises in that gym machine where you are standing with your back pressed against a pad and your arms holding you up and your legs hang and you raise them. I loved that damn ab machine. Current gym does not have one

Me too!!

And walking on sand used to get me feeling things, but never a full on orgasm.

[wkatie]

Nov 9, 2012 17:20:08 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

Nov 9, 2012 17:16:20 GMT -5 wkatie said:

A women I used to work with said she could squirm (for lack of a better word) in her pants and get off with the zipper.

What? Where was the zipper on her pants?

IDK! She was totally oversharing at a happy hour. I didn't ask for a demo. Maybe it was more like the fuckstick method, as shown above.

[wkatie]

I was wondering that too. Does your face all contort and you stifle a moan? Can the guy next to you on the eliptical notice?

[underwaterrhymes]

I would work out a lot more if this was the case.

[fuckstick]

Fake a leg cramp

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Yeah, I'm looking at where the zipper of my jeans hits my body right now and my c-section scar is not the right area for that kind of squirming.

[chickadee77]

Nov 9, 2012 17:23:57 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Nov 9, 2012 17:19:31 GMT -5 snatchparade said:

I used to get them by doing leg lifts/raises in that gym machine where you are standing with your back pressed against a pad and your arms holding you up and your legs hang and you raise them. I loved that damn ab machine. Current gym does not have one

How does one disguise an orgasm in public?

It's tough, and kinda embarrassing, lol. I get coregasms. We used to have to do chest lifts (where you lay on your stomach and lift just your arms/shoulders/chest off the ground). Gets me every time. Gah.

[snatchparade]

Nov 9, 2012 17:23:57 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Nov 9, 2012 17:19:31 GMT -5 snatchparade said:

I used to get them by doing leg lifts/raises in that gym machine where you are standing with your back pressed against a pad and your arms holding you up and your legs hang and you raise them. I loved that damn ab machine. Current gym does not have one

How does one disguise an orgasm in public?

It wasn't same same as a normal sexgasm, so I never got verbal with it. I was always already red-faced from working out. My little secret!

[Robot Jen]

I have come very close in yoga and doing core work before. I could see it happening.

[Deleted]

I remember having my 1st orgasm as a kid climbing the slide on the slide side. I never forgot that feeling and didn't know what it was at the time. It's not until yearsssssss later, that I understood what the feeling really was.

[lilafowler]

What?! You guys are WEIRD.

[rex]

Just sleep ones.

[mamasaurus]

Just a sit-up or two, any old time? No. Under particular circumstances involving p90x, yes.

ETA: this is part of why I hate p90x. Usually it gets me hot and bothered but doesn't deliver the goods.

[janegold]

Nov 9, 2012 17:26:42 GMT -5 namasteak said:

There is something called mulabandha (pelvic floor lock) in yoga. That + kappalabhati breathing (where you focus on the exhale and the inhale happens naturally) gets me really close some days. Those are the days I skip savasana and rush to the showers ....

Ha, I've never gotten close to O'ing from yoga but I queef almost any time I come out of plow pose.

[amberlyrose]

I was jealous of this girl in basic who could get off while running. After 5 weeks of being around a bunch of women, I'd have given anything to get an orgasm while running.