This one comes from Iowa, where the man below was arrested on DWI charges after witnesses reported to police that he had been transporting a zebra and a parrot to a bar and left them unattended in his car. Talk about a bunch of party animals!
"We treat them like our kids. They come in the house, we take them outside and take them for walks. We take them for car rides," Teters told KCRG. "They go and get the mail with me."
This quote made me lol. It's probably a good thing that he doesn't have kids...