Post by doctorchick on Nov 15, 2012 18:48:25 GMT -5
I was stuck in a science conference without my phone but with this gem of an outfit:
a tan button-down shirt dress with gold vertical pin stripes and ~1 inch of boob-induced button gap a lacy slip peaking out of the bottom a Crayola-bright blue cardigan (that did not cover said gap) belted with a wide brown belt black tights black pointy-toed stilettos
The boob gap + exposed slip + stilettos for a science conference is just awful by itself, but the rest of the outfit hurt my head just as much!
For fuck's sake, take the time to fine some that you can, yanno, ZIP.
This looks like something my oldest sister would do. She's fashionable like that. If I saw her more often, I could probably get a years worth of WNTW photos.
I saw one but couldn't get my phone out in time to get a photo. Burgundy leggings, tan suede lace-up wedge booties (shoe-ties?), a grey cardigan barely covering her butt. I didn't see the front, but there was definitely not a shirt long enough to cover any potential cameltoe situation.
These are both from the grocery store. This first one isn't so bad except that she's wearing fishnets and I thought that was weird. I was pretty sure fishnets in public stopped being ok in the 90s. Seeing as how this girl was my age... Maybe she's bringing it back?
And in this one... I found the only person on earth who doesn't look like she's going to explode out of skinny jeans. She has no thighs! Her legs, all the way down, were about the size of my biceps, probably less. So many people were doing these bewildered double takes.
Only thing I have to say is Fein, I am so happy to see someone who does their grocery shopping the same chain I do!
Giant is the best! I save so much money on gas thanks to their reward points. Love them.
Same here! I got a free turkey AND still had $.50 off of gas! (I actually needed to stock up on some of the buy 6 get 300 point stuff and there was something else too I think.)
I got that one at the fair. Dude is wearing some kind of weird, not athletic athletic shorts with a fanny pack and scrunched down socks. She's wearing leggings as pants, naturally.
And I cannot find the skinny little twig toddling around on five inch heels, grimacing in pain and clinging desperately to her boyfriend's arm while hobbling over the concrete and dirt. She kept stopping every two minutes because her feet hurt so much.
And I cannot find the skinny little twig toddling around on five inch heels, grimacing in pain and clinging desperately to her boyfriend's arm while hobbling over the concrete and dirt. She kept stopping every two minutes because her feet hurt so much.