i got to play the preggo card good and hard the other day...
He kept trying to get me to put our paint chip deck in my purse (we were rug shopping, I wanted it with me for color reference) but it's heavy and about an inch too long to actually fit. He was whining that I'm supposed to be the one who carries the random crap because I'm the one with the purse.
I informed him that I'm carrying his freakin' CHILD around everywhere I go and if he went ahead and strapped a liquid filled soccer ball to his belly then maybe we could talk about who carries what. He shut up real quick. For once.
Post by mrs.jacinthe on Nov 16, 2012 15:27:44 GMT -5
wawa, I know it's (probably) not intentional on your part, but at the moment, I just want to drive over to your house and push your H down the stairs. Or kick him in the shins. Or both. Or as the TIP/ML girls would say "beat him with a bag of oranges."
wawa, I know it's (probably) not intentional on your part, but at the moment, I just want to drive over to your house and push your H down the stairs. Or kick him in the shins. Or both. Or as the TIP/ML girls would say "beat him with a bag of oranges."
Or maybe I'm just overall cranky.
It's not really intentional. But yeah...hemight actually deserve the bag of oranges. He's just been working my last nerve lately and my sister is on vacation and isn't answering her phone. (she's my usual vent outlet). So GBCN has been getting the full brunt of every single time he pisses me off.
The cat thing has been particularly bad lately - one of my cats had a little kitty nervous breakdown when we were moving all the furniture off the wood floors. She's a total fraidy cat in normal circumstances. And last saturday the house was full of people, there was tons of banging and loud noises, everything was being moved (including the litter box) aaaaaaaaand she peed in our bed.
You can imagine how that went over when he was already trying to convince me that I should find a new home for them.
I told him that I was going to smother him in his sleep if he suggested bright yellow for the office one more time so he needed to come up with a new color if he didn't like my ideas.
His response?
LE'MON!!!!
Just when I want to stick a chopstick in his earhole, he makes me laugh until I pee a little.