Stupid effing babies.

[spitforspat]

A friend at work just found out she's pregnant and now I WANT BABIES INSIDE OF ME.

it's terrible! I think I'm doing ok- then something happens and it's like I'm a crazy person racking my brain trying to think o how I can acquire babies. Crazy!

H and I are still a couple of yrs away. We're selfish. We just got done being incredibly poor. But my hormones are calling all the shots right now....

Sorry- just a vent!

[scotty]

Hormones will always try to control you. Just remember you can't lazily eat a bag of chips at 11am on a Saturday until whenever while watching movies non-stop when you have a wee baby. Enjoy it!

[MWOS]

please keep in mind that babies spend every moment- waking and sleeping- trying to cover you in their own excrement.

[Deleted]

Breathe through it, you'll be normal again in 24 hours. Or, when she starts talking about morning sickness

[poppyseed]

LOL at "how I can acquire babies"! Do you need some birth control? Because I have an 11 week old I can send you.

[spitforspat]

Thanks for talking me down. Once I realize she can't drink and pukes all the time I'll feel better.

[spitforspat]

Poppy- I've seen your baby. That would not work in my favor!

[sake]

omg the not drinking SUCKS.

[scotty]

Uninterrupted, I mean. You can watch all the Pawn Stars you want and in your underpants sans baby.

(Who am I kidding, I think babies are cute, too. Sometimes.)

[scotty]

Tambster, your hair looks SO pretty in that picture. Not sure if you set it in rollers, but it looks really healthy and very mother Earth.

[eddy]

I can't help you. Babies are wonderful.

But wait and have fun while you can.You can still have fun, but you know it has to be more scheduled. Plus you worry more, which is a drag.

[poppyseed]

Nov 19, 2012 14:08:54 GMT -5 spitforspat said:

Poppy- I've seen your baby. That would not work in my favor!

Lol, thanks!

[partiallysunny]

Nov 19, 2012 14:11:30 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Watching movies is like, all you CAN do when you have an itty bitty baby! lol. I was pretty much bound to the couch for my entire maternity leave.

Ditto. It's a shock and major adjustment.

[scotty]

I will write (and this won't help you at all), that while tiny babies scare me, there is nothing quite like holding a chubby little furnace in your arms. They tend to lull me to sleep. And, the way that they stare at you, and smile (or have gas). And their little hands and feets.

Great, now I need some sperm.

[MWOS]

Nov 19, 2012 14:18:06 GMT -5 Que? said:

Nov 19, 2012 14:06:50 GMT -5 MWOS said:

please keep in mind that babies spend every moment- waking and sleeping- trying to cover you in their own excrement.

At first I read excrement as excitement and I was lik aww, it is kind of like that. But, it's also the other thing.

I didn't even wait to be born before I decided to start shitting. I think that explains a lot.

[spitforspat]

Nov 19, 2012 14:19:51 GMT -5 scotty said:

Great, now I need some sperm.

Acquire that shit!