Time to commence the hiding of things

[Muddled]

that I don't want a nosy lady to go through or use.

Drawers will be locked. Good shampoo will be hidden. I will be having my first drink tomorrow at about the time she crosses the state line. Who's with me?

[BettyBookWorm]

LOL is this your MIL? or Mom?

I get a reprieve from the firing squad. The IL's are in Taiwan!

[Muddled]

MIL. Can't wait.

[BettyBookWorm]

If I could drink I would. Have double for me!

[Deleted]

Come to NJ

[bowies]

My sympathies.

[Muddled]

::sigh::

[fussbucket]

Where is she coming from?

[Muddled]

Not quite far enough.

[broc]

Make sure to HIDE THIS POST OMGGGG~!

[partiallysunny]

What does she do? Steal things? Talk about your brand of lube?

I'm so curious, lol.

[Chirp]

Any chance that leaving a few items out would make her leave sooner?

Otherwise, you have my condolences. I hope you stocked up on liquor.

[BettyBookWorm]

Nov 21, 2012 7:20:58 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

What does she do? Steal things? Talk about your brand of lube?

I'm so curious, lol.

OMFG



I think I would keel over and die of embarassment if my MIL ever had the word "lube" come out of her mouth. Seriously, if you knew my MIL the idea would make you cringe. Let alone discussing what brand of all things.

[gbck]

making an alarm that goes off is much more entertaining than hiding things :-P

[dixienormous]

I seriously think you need to put a few specialty items in places she can find. Dildo in the dishwasher, lube on the night stand, fuzzy hand cuffs still attached to your bed posts....

[marigoldgirl]

I thought this was going to be about hiding Christmas presents from children.

[margarita]

Good Luck, Muddled.

[aliceinfairyland]

Go with the alarm

[Muddled]

Nah, she doesn't actually steal things. She just goes through everything. Nosy, nosy, nosy. I would not have to leave anything out for her to find it.

[crabby]

Drink copious amounts of alcohol and then come back with stories when it's all over.

[Muddled]

Nov 20, 2012 19:57:23 GMT -5 broc said:

Make sure to HIDE THIS POST OMGGGG~!

I didn't even think about that!! I have to clean the computer. Ahhhh!!!

I would be pissed if she found me here.

[partiallysunny]

I always assume people go through my shit when they come over, lol.

Good thing all we have even slightly scandalous is a naughty drawer in the bedroom.

[Muddled]

We keep our file cabinet in the extra room. I just have to lock it. I don't think I care for her to know our income or any of my health issues.

As for sex... she'd probably love to discuss our sex life, but I put the kibosh on that years ago.

[pinkplasticdoll]

my mothers snoops and it is the most obvious thing ever because you can hear the cabinets closing in the bathrooms then 20 minutes later she will be all "PPD have you ever used xyz lotion? I heard it was good", cue to me eyerolling. So my point is that I started leaving shit out that would freak her out, big bottle of lube in the cabinets, small dildo under the sink and vibrating cock rings with pictures on them in drawers. I haven't had her ask me about stuff I use when we are at my house anymore since I did this.

[BettyBookWorm]

Nov 21, 2012 14:06:32 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

my mothers snoops and it is the most obvious thing ever because you can hear the cabinets closing in the bathrooms then 20 minutes later she will be all "PPD have you ever used xyz lotion? I heard it was good", cue to me eyerolling. So my point is that I started leaving shit out that would freak her out, big bottle of lube in the cabinets, small dildo under the sink and vibrating cock rings with pictures on them in drawers. I haven't had her ask me about stuff I use when we are at my house anymore since I did this.

This is incredibly awesome and hilarious!

[interro]

Good luck, Muddled. Hide stuff and drink heavily sounds like your best strategy here.

[Muddled]

You are funny, PP. I do appreciate your mom's "open-ness" about her snooping. MIL would rather talk to other people about whatever she finds when I am just barely within earshot. I love her so.