The Government should use baby's toys...

[BettyBookWorm]

As a way to break a terrorist's will power and talk. Abby loves her little animal thing (it does a pig, cow, cat, dog, and monkey) that plays little songs with animal noises. Jesus Christ almighty its enough to make you batty and I promise it would work against even the most hardened criminal. Use it a good 8 hours straight and they'll crack. ;D

[moonfrogx]

A busy ball popper would turn someone in a heartbeat! I hated that thing!

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May 24, 2012 11:29:56 GMT -5 moonfrogx said:

A busy ball popper would turn someone in a heartbeat! I hated that thing!

Is that the little push thing that you can use as either a lawnmower or a vacuum in your little kid mind?

This guy:


Or is there actually something called a busy ball popper? Because I hate that push thing with a passion.

[lala2834]

My niece had a toy that would randomly announce "You're my friend!" in a creepy voice. We got rid of that thing quickly.

Another torture tool- Mickey Mouse Club House. Dear God. It's like Jerry Springer mixed with PeeWee Herman, but worse.

[BettyBookWorm]

May 24, 2012 11:40:38 GMT -5 lala2834 said:

My niece had a toy that would randomly announce "You're my friend!" in a creepy voice. We got rid of that thing quickly.

We have the dog too. I forgot to change the batteries so in the middle of the night I heard this slow,evil "play with me" & "will you give me a hug?". That toy has been retired lol.

[moonfrogx]

It's a separate toy - it has a handle you push and it a fan starts up and balls pop out and go down a ramp, and so on. It plays annoying ass music too - and of course the kids LOVE it!

I can't do pictures here at work - and I hope to heck the link works right - but this is it:
www.amazon.com/Playskool-Explore-Grow-Busy-Popper/dp/B002B555QQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337881377&sr=8-1

edit: link didn't work (shocking...)

[8daysaweek]

May 24, 2012 12:42:21 GMT -5 moonfrogx said:

It's a separate toy - it has a handle you push and it a fan starts up and balls pop out and go down a ramp, and so on. It plays annoying ass music too - and of course the kids LOVE it!

I can't do pictures here at work - and I hope to heck the link works right - but this is it:
www.amazon.com/Playskool-Explore-Grow-Busy-Popper/dp/B002B555QQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337881377&sr=8-1

edit: link didn't work (shocking...)

DD has this toy and is completely terrified of it suddenly. She loved it when she was little. For some reason, H put it near the hall one day and now she NEVER goes to play in her bedroom or goes to our room or the bathroom. Ever. She will not walk past the damn thing.

[partiallysunny]

May 24, 2012 12:30:48 GMT -5 BettyBookWorm said:

May 24, 2012 11:40:38 GMT -5 lala2834 said:

My niece had a toy that would randomly announce "You're my friend!" in a creepy voice. We got rid of that thing quickly.

We have the dog too. I forgot to change the batteries so in the middle of the night I heard this slow,evil "play with me" & "will you give me a hug?". That toy has been retired lol.

Ugh. It sits on LOs dresser, out of reach and out of mind.

[MixedBerryJam]

When my now-15 yo was maybe 1.5 he had an electronic teething ring/toy/thing which made music when you gnawed on it. He got it so drooly it short circuited while we were on a 5-hour drive to my in-laws, and wouldn't stop playing whatever the song was. I hid it under him in the car seat, I put it into the cooler, I tried everything I could to silence it. I finally gave up and in desperation threw it out the window. I am 105% NOT a litterbug and to this day I still don't know what possessed me. But I feel bad about it.

I also hated the electronic drumsticks my SIL gave same son for Christmas a couple of years later. Oh, good, something to hit my brother with that applauds afterwards!

[kmw325i]

This piece of shit is the bane of my existence.

The monkey is cute. It dances when you wiggle the joystick.

The four buttons on top must never be pressed. And fuck the spinning turtle thing at the bottom.

[partiallysunny]

Kid got this for his birthday. I LOVE Cookie Monster, but this thing is creepy as fuck.

"BBYEEEEEE BYYYYYEEEEE!"

[alecto819]

www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-L5738-Chatters-Elmo/dp/B000SLIJSG/ref=sr_1_20?s=toys&ie=UTF8&qid=1337967967&sr=1-20

This thing is the bane of our existence. And the Cookie Monster one is creepy and makes the dog try and kill it.

[partiallysunny]

May 25, 2012 12:47:19 GMT -5 alecto819 said:

www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-L5738-Chatters-Elmo/dp/B000SLIJSG/ref=sr_1_20?s=toys&ie=UTF8&qid=1337967967&sr=1-20

This thing is the bane of our existence. And the Cookie Monster one is creepy and makes the dog try and kill it.

LMAO at that toy! Who thinks of this shit?