Randoms of the day?

[deanlicker78]

I would LOL if I heard someone talking to a pigeon. That's awesome.

I just painted my sons nails white with orange polka dots. His father will be so pleased when he takes them this weekend.

[Vally]

I really love this.

[rhiannon]

HA toledo! You should have put your hand up to your ear and pretended you were on a bluetooth.

Here are mine:


My voice is hoarse today (I'm still sick, blah blah blah) and my son said I sounded like Louis Armstrong. I serenaded him with "What a Wonderful World" on the way to school.

Hmm...that's all I have today.

[alzi]

Omg that is fucking hilarious.

[lemondrop]

That's hilarious, Toledo.

I figured out why my eyelashes have been getting so thin. I've been ripping them out with my curler and that bastard has been stuffing them into the ridge on the bottom part. No more curling my eyelashes with mascara on anymore.

[loveday]

I would really love not to have to deal with my mother ever again.

I made my H late for work this morning

[iamgrace]

Awesome, Toledo.

My kid will play with the central vac hose for hours. It's his favourite thing. He can be in a piss poor mood, and all I have to do is take out the vacuum. Instant happy. He likes it best when it's plugged in, but obviously I don't let him loose with that situation.

[julez]

iamsnazzy, it's our anniversary, too! happy anniversary!

random - i'm having a HUGE craving for those super-soft, super artificial sugar cookies with the brightly colored, thick frosting. i'm dying to go buy a package and sit in my car and eat the whole thing.

[pirate]

I haven't wanted to eat for the last several days. I've been eating anyways, but not much. Last night my husband said "please promise me you don't think you're fat." I don't. I hate that he thought that though. I don't know why I'm not hungry.

[scotty]

hahaha! I love it.

Hm, I'm in a good mood. That's it.

[mypunkinpie]

I attended a seminar on social media today in a venue that did not offer wi-fi. Nor did they validate parking. #whatweretheythinking

[spitforspat]

May 24, 2012 11:37:23 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

That's hilarious, Toledo.

I figured out why my eyelashes have been getting so thin. I've been ripping them out with my curler and that bastard has been stuffing them into the ridge on the bottom part. No more curling my eyelashes with mascara on anymore.

When I'm stressed out I absent-mindedly pull out the eyelashes on my left eye. Only my left eye. Sometimes I wear mascara on that eye only to try to even it out.

Toledo- one time in college I got high and went to the grocery store. In the parking lot there was a funny bird dancing around with a French fry. It cracked my shit UP. Then I saw the family behind me giving me funny looks. Then, I distinctly remember sending this text: 'I'm trying not to act high, but I just LOLed at a bird.'

[deanlicker78]

May 24, 2012 11:37:23 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

That's hilarious, Toledo.

I figured out why my eyelashes have been getting so thin. I've been ripping them out with my curler and that bastard has been stuffing them into the ridge on the bottom part. No more curling my eyelashes with mascara on anymore.

NO! Don't curl your eyelashes after mascara, that's bad. As you've already figured out. lol Always curl before mascara!

[Bernadine]

This dating website I'm on has a message board and one section where people can ask for profile reviews. I'm addicted to them. I LOVE looking at profiles, and I think I give good suggestions.

[iamgrace]

I fucking love those cookies.

[RobotLegs]

I asked my mom to come over today to just hang out with me. I'm lonely. I feel like such a dork.

[Deleted]

I have a hair apptointment today at 1:30 down by my old house which is a 45 minute drive away. My mom is visiting and our favorite lunch place is by my old hair place. I plan on taking an extended "lunch" and taking her out to lunch and getting my hair done. I can work remotely though from the hair salon and no one will be the wiser. Cue the evil laughter!!

[Deleted]

Some people I work with are fucking disgusting, the dish washer broke so people are putting their dirty dishes in the sink(for someone else to clean, because they're too lazy to wash it themselves) and I keep finding wet dish towels in there too. Wash your own fucking dishes and stop putting towels in the sink you fucking dirty pigs! ...Clearly I'm ready to cutabitch... as soon as I find out who it is.

ETA I'd also love to start my morning by hearing someone talk to a pigeon. Funny shit. If she didnt find it funny, something is OBVIOUSLY wrong with her.

[gozf]

I need to lose about 10 lbs but I cannot seem to quit the fast foods.

I also cannot seem to quit smoking, which makes me feel like a loser.

And I'm a little scared to go home this evening.

[lemondrop]

May 24, 2012 11:45:36 GMT -5 deanlicker78 said:

May 24, 2012 11:37:23 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

That's hilarious, Toledo.

I figured out why my eyelashes have been getting so thin. I've been ripping them out with my curler and that bastard has been stuffing them into the ridge on the bottom part. No more curling my eyelashes with mascara on anymore.

NO! Don't curl your eyelashes after mascara, that's bad. As you've already figured out. lol Always curl before mascara!

I know the package tells me not to, but I've been told it sets the curl better with mascara first. I've only had this thin eyelash issue the last six months or so, and I've done this forever. I'm not going to do it again, though.

[gretchenindisguise]

I forgot to bring tampons to work.

[Deleted]

May 24, 2012 14:59:25 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

May 24, 2012 14:54:10 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

My cat is never an asshole.

I had two glasses of wine at lunch and this is absolutely killing me.

I am 4 weeks pregnant and I already miss wine.

[janiejones]

May 24, 2012 11:59:53 GMT -5 gozf said:

I also cannot seem to quit smoking, which makes me feel like a loser.

Get the Allen Carr book!



Toledo, that's amazing. I don't know how I've never seen that skit, but it made me cry. Mark Wahlberg is my #1.

[liverandonions]

If you said that to a pigeon in front of me I would have cracked up...That is one of the best skits. I love when MW himself comes on and gets mad at Andy Samberg and then says the same stuff. Awesome.
Also, I apparently have no randoms.

[nahoku]

lol, toledo! I love it. Was the show you were watching on vh1? I wanted to watch that but I kept losing the signal ::curses DirecTV and rain::

Julez - I love those cookies, too! My mom used to buy them for the kids but I made her stop b/c I couldn't stop eating them. I scrape most of the frosting off though.

I've been totally out of it at work; I'm too excited about heading up nort' tomorrow!