My coworker just announced her pregnancy

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...and she's 3 weeks.


And apparently has every pregnancy symptom under the sun, so much so that she's already taken 4 days off since she POAS.


Huh. That must be one hell of a parasite she's got going on in there.

[mswax]

There are always going to be drama queens!

Frankly, since having kids I've found that I just don't want to deal with drama anymore (maybe because they create enough drama in my life and I can't handle anymore), but I've certainly let some relationships fade that were just too dramatic.

I'm sorry you'll have to put up with her for the next 9 months.

[yellowbrkrd]

Oh wow....

[rt2008]

Wow, 3 weeks.. I wish I had that much confidence in a pregnancy to announce that early (not that I would anyway), even to my family. But yeah, gear up for the next 9 months of every detail! Is this her first?

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Nov 27, 2012 9:34:21 GMT -5 rt2008 said:

Wow, 3 weeks.. I wish I had that much confidence in a pregnancy to announce that early (not that I would anyway), even to my family. But yeah, gear up for the next 9 months of every detail! Is this her first?

Yes, it's her first. She's 21 and has already called it a miracle twice this morning and it's not even 9 am yet here.

Also, she decided to tell because she was "already showing".

[iheartvino]

Oh dear. That is going to be a long nine months.

[sake]

I didn't even KNOW i was pregnant until 5 weeks!
I'm glad you won't miss ANY time of her pregnancy and all the tiny details!
lol

[adlove]

Nov 27, 2012 9:40:48 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Nov 27, 2012 9:34:21 GMT -5 rt2008 said:

Wow, 3 weeks.. I wish I had that much confidence in a pregnancy to announce that early (not that I would anyway), even to my family. But yeah, gear up for the next 9 months of every detail! Is this her first?

Yes, it's her first. She's 21 and has already called it a miracle twice this morning and it's not even 9 am yet here.

Also, she decided to tell because she was "already showing".

Oh Betty ({)

[osulori]

Oy. Something tells me she's going to a goldmine for entertaining stories over the next nine months...

[lanyac]

Oh jeez. Can you even be sure that soon?

[rosetyler]

How did she even get a + at three weeks? Wow. Or does she not understand how calculating EDD works, and she's actually five weeks? But still...

[VillainV]

I had to tell some people at work SUPER early (like 4 weeks) due to the nature of my job. And I did start to get some nausea pretty soon. However, since I work with mostly guys, I get a lot of, "How are you? If you feel sick you can go home. Let me get that for you. Sit down!" It's cute, I guess, that they are worried about me, but honestly I feel fine (for the most part).

But yeah, SHOWING at 3 weeks??? That's bloat, sister. And poop. And the fat she had there before.

[jssymom14]

What?! 3 weeks...did she just ovulate last week and knows she is pregnant already?

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Nov 27, 2012 12:17:06 GMT -5 jssymom14 said:

What?! 3 weeks...did she just ovulate last week and knows she is pregnant already?

I have no fucking clue, and I don't want to ask because I don't want to hear a romanticized conception story from her.

[sleepyheads]

Drama whore. Sorry that you'll have 9 months of listening to that crap...but if you come report back to us, we'll have 9 months of entertaining craziness!

[Deleted]

Oh jeez...at least you'll have good stories?

I needed to buy new pants already but I am under no illusions that it's due to baby...that is all bloat and postpartum weight I haven't lost, my friends. I will however admit to petting it in public--I'd rather people think it was baby!

[joolz]

You guys, she probably FELT the implantation, it was so beautiful. Haters.

Betty, this is going to be a looooong pregnancy for her (and you...).

[mswax]

Nov 27, 2012 12:59:22 GMT -5 joolz said:

You guys, she probably FELT the implantation, it was so beautiful. Haters.

:-(

[joolz]

Nov 27, 2012 13:01:51 GMT -5 mswax said:

Nov 27, 2012 12:59:22 GMT -5 joolz said:

You guys, she probably FELT the implantation, it was so beautiful. Haters.

I hope those are Tears of Joy and Beauty. Recognize.

[imoan]

I can't wait to hear more stories about this chick. I'm currently surrounded by some women like this and it's HILARIOUS!

[baconlettucetomato]

Boy she's something special.

[emisi]

Nov 27, 2012 10:35:27 GMT -5 osulori said:

Oy. Something tells me she's going to a goldmine for entertaining stories over the next nine months...

:Y:

Man, she sounds like a speshul snowflake. Can't wait for more stories.