I got a chatty email from one of the VPs last night, and then notification that I won an award at work. Since I've spent the last few months phoning it in, I'm all WTF? I think they suspect that I'm trying to bail. A number of people on my expanded team have quit in the last few months and management is freaking out.
Maybe I should slack off more often. I'm still trying to network my way out of here, but now my curiosity has been piqued as to where this is all gonna go. If I start leaving resumes on the printer, will I get promoted?
Yeah, I got moneez. I don't get it until after Christmas though, which is dumb. I'm dying to know what the certificate says - it very well could be my outstanding achievement in the field of excellence. Excellence, BTW, being one of my company's core values.