Ew. I just need to put this somewhere.

[motzie]

I just stumbled across the random douchebag I lost my virginity to, on Instagram of all places. When I was a young and impressionable model in NYC I hooked up with this guy I met through some mutual friends. It wasn't much more than a one night stand. He was 25, I was 17. It was dumb and awful and I avoided the whole group of people afterwards.

I follow this random fashion blogger on Instagram and she just posted a picture with him. I wouldn't have recognized him if his name wasn't tagged. Ugh. So old and fat.

[fussbucket]

Um, you misspelled, "YAY!! So old and fat!"

[Muddled]

I was hoping this wouldn't be another chicken and waffles coffee post.

Are you glad that you are no longer in that business?

[motzie]

I'm just so weirded out. I haven't thought about or seen this person in 16 years and BAM! on my damn Instagram.

[Deleted]

How strange to see him on instagram.

[motzie]

Nov 27, 2012 15:32:17 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Are you glad that you are no longer in that business?

Yes and no. I've been out way longer than I was in it, so it's kinda like a forgotten past life. I did meet some really great people though, including my two very best friends to this day.

[neonpink]

Yikes that's weird to see that person.

[BettyBookWorm]

You are still smokin' though! I'm with fuss "Yay! Old and fat!"

[partiallysunny]

That's so weird!