The perfect gift for bacon lovers!

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[Muddled]

I wish you could see my face right now.

[fussbucket]

That is great! You can wear it to the beach and as you lie there in the sun, the bacon cooks and the rendered fat provides a great tanning oil as it runs off onto your body. After a long day in the sun you'll have a rockin' tan and a delicious snack!

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Nov 28, 2012 18:06:36 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

That is great! You can wear it to the beach and as you lie there in the sun, the bacon cooks and the rendered fat provides a great tanning oil as it runs off onto your body. After a long day in the sun you'll have a rockin' tan and a delicious snack!

See a gift that keeps on giving!@!

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Nov 28, 2012 18:06:36 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

That is great! You can wear it to the beach and as you lie there in the sun, the bacon cooks and the rendered fat provides a great tanning oil as it runs off onto your body. After a long day in the sun you'll have a rockin' tan and a delicious snack!

Ahaha

[moonfrogx]

And for the man in her life, I recommend the following:
store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Shaving-Cream_p_170.html

[starrieskies]

Nov 28, 2012 18:06:36 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

That is great! You can wear it to the beach and as you lie there in the sun, the bacon cooks and the rendered fat provides a great tanning oil as it runs off onto your body. After a long day in the sun you'll have a rockin' tan and a delicious snack!

I love the logic in this, unfortunately, I need a little more "ahem" support than this little number offers...

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I heard on the radio this morning that the same company that makes the bacon flavored mayo and syrup, etc has released a limited edition bacon shaving cream. Because, you know, huge market for it.

[dixienormous]

I want my gift to be boobs like her's.

[MixedBerryJam]

I don't know why, but I was expecting a bacon blanket. A bacon bra? It should at least be cooked bacon, no? A raw bacon bra is just gross!

Ah, but clearly I hadn't thought it all the way through!

Nov 28, 2012 18:06:36 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

That is great! You can wear it to the beach and as you lie there in the sun, the bacon cooks and the rendered fat provides a great tanning oil as it runs off onto your body. After a long day in the sun you'll have a rockin' tan and a delicious snack!

[gault]

Nov 29, 2012 12:18:21 GMT -5 dixienormous said:

I want my gift to be boobs like her's.

I was just thinking this!