I hate being called a woman. I like being called a girl.
It is ridiculous to assume that my suspicion that people who are all "OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AND NEED TO SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS" are AWs/trying to impress people means that I dislike the practice.
Y'all know I was a total champion for subboards, but MM officially has too many. Wtf. I hate that they fill up the entire screen on the app. I used to be able to see a few posts without scrolling. Lame.
It's the same as the people who are invested in Bliss-bashing. I can tell you loads of sports facts about my team but jack shit about posters on MM.
I don't understand how wives can get mad at their husbands watching football all day. It's Sunday, relax.
Having a penis doesn't mean you get out of chores.
I don't care if DH watches sports all day as long as he does shit around the house, too. And a lot of people bitching about their DHs seem to have slugs for husbands.
Agreed with this. If everything that needs to be done is done or gets done, I couldn't care less how much time DH wastes watching sports or anything else he chooses to do. But we're both adults. I don't want to hear excuses about not being able to do XYZ because the game was on. In general, sporting events are planned well in advance and its not a surprise that football will start at 1:00 on Sunday.
It's the same as the people who are invested in Bliss-bashing. I can tell you loads of sports facts about my team but jack shit about posters on MM.
I don't understand how wives can get mad at their husbands watching football all day. It's Sunday, relax.
Having a penis doesn't mean you get out of chores.
I don't care if DH watches sports all day as long as he does shit around the house, too. And a lot of people bitching about their DHs seem to have slugs for husbands.
We don't have kids, and outsource a lot of our chores, but my issue is that if we have some sort of commitment on Saturday (which, sadly, often seems to be the case at this time of the year) and then my husband wants to sit around the apartment all day on Sunday watching football, we don't have a chance to do something fun that includes him during the day that weekend. If we don't have a commitment, it means that whatever activity we want to do HAS to be on a Saturday so he can sit on the couch all day on Sunday. I tend to make plans with friends on Sunday so it isn't like I'm stuck sitting at home sulking, but I'd like for him to come along instead of being all "For the next 20 weeks in a row I can't go to brunch on a Sunday."
Also, the whistles and the Fox going-to-commercial song throw me into a blind rage after the 100th or so I hear them in a day.
if you swallow fast enough you don't even taste it. it's really not a big deal. i prefer that over holding it in my mouth until i find somewhere i can spit it out.
There should be a sub board for actual money conversations LOL.
For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen? REALLY??
I swallow. I don't enjoy eating semen. Like I want to have it for breakfast. But I don't like the alternative, which is rushing out of the room to spit it out in the bathroom. It's an intimate moment and I prefer to cuddle, hence the swallowing.
For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen?
I love how crazy my husband gets when I do it. That makes me enjoy it. And it means we can both roll over and go to sleep vs. deal with wherever it landed.
I'm with CloudBee -- makes my husband happy, and for me, it is not at all bothersome, and in fact is cleaner and easier than any of the alternatives. Everybody wins.
For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen? REALLY??
I'm concerned you're picturing women eating it with a spoon like ice cream and recording it on their MFP to up their protein count for the day. That's...not what's going on.
For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen? REALLY??
I'm concerned you're picturing women eating it with a spoon like ice cream and recording it on their MFP to up their protein count for the day. That's...not what's going on.