For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen? REALLY??
I'm concerned you're picturing women eating it with a spoon like ice cream and recording it on their MFP to up their protein count for the day. That's...not what's going on.
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LOL, this. I enjoy it in the fact that him cumming is a result of the whole act (dome or sex) and it's icing on the cake. I'm kidding. Seriously though, you're over-thinking the "enjoying" portion of it. I enjoy the whole act of giving a blow job.
serious question. why do guys like it so much when the ladies swallow?
I know if I were about to have my "moment" and my husband pulled away it would be distracting and less enjoyable. I think it all has to do with being there through the end.
I get not minding it. I am stuck on the enjoying swallowing it, as though there is semen consumption enjoyment separate from doing it because your partner likes it. If it's just that you like doing it for him because he likes it, that makes more sense.
Bliss said she GOT OFF on it. I assume this means she ENJOYS it, not just minds it because her partner likes it (which I do understand).
My husband prefers not to finish that way, so this doesn't ever come up with us.
I don't have an earth-shattering orgasm by any means but yes, I do enjoy it and it gives me pleasure knowing he enjoyed himself. So I do get off, but it's not intense it's just a more intense turned on feeling, I guess.
For example.... When I saw Giant at the concert on Wednesday, I asked him to sneak away so I could give him head. Why? I was horny and wanted a D in my M. We both walked away satisfied and he didn't even do anything to me. (I was on my period, but he was wearing his sexy jeans. I couldn't resist.)
I don't have an earth-shattering orgasm by any means but yes, I do enjoy it and it gives me pleasure knowing he enjoyed himself. So I do get off, but it's not intense it's just a more intense turned on feeling, I guess.
For example.... When I saw Giant at the concert on Wednesday, I asked him to sneak away so I could give him head. Why? I was horny and wanted a D in my M. We both walked away satisfied and he didn't even do anything to me. (I was on my period, but he was wearing his short sexy jeans. I couldn't resist.)
Okay, I'm sorry, what the fuck are "short sexy jeans"? LoL
I don't know why I typed "short" in there. LOL. I just meant "sexy jeans."
Having a penis doesn't mean you get out of chores.
I don't care if DH watches sports all day as long as he does shit around the house, too. And a lot of people bitching about their DHs seem to have slugs for husbands.
We don't have kids, and outsource a lot of our chores, but my issue is that if we have some sort of commitment on Saturday (which, sadly, often seems to be the case at this time of the year) and then my husband wants to sit around the apartment all day on Sunday watching football, we don't have a chance to do something fun that includes him during the day that weekend. If we don't have a commitment, it means that whatever activity we want to do HAS to be on a Saturday so he can sit on the couch all day on Sunday. I tend to make plans with friends on Sunday so it isn't like I'm stuck sitting at home sulking, but I'd like for him to come along instead of being all "For the next 20 weeks in a row I can't go to brunch on a Sunday."
Also, the whistles and the Fox going-to-commercial song throw me into a blind rage after the 100th or so I hear them in a day.
My god yes to the bolded!! I don't mind watching A football game but football starting at 1 on Sundays and then going until like 11 pm is just too much. And the exact same commercials/songs ect over and over for like 12 hours is enough to make me go insane. Even though I am not watching I can hear them come on from anywhere in the house.
Yeah but if I wasn't the one taking care of them we'd have to pay someone else to do it. Therefore, imo, it's a job (albeit unpaid).
Meh. I don't have kids, and I couldn't care less either way, but I think it just rubs me the wrong way to hear a parent refer to taking care of their kid as a job. Kind of like the stereotype of when dad stays home with his kid, he calls it babysitting.
Speaking of sluts, I hate slut shaming. If a girl (lol) wants to have lots of freaky sex with a bunch of different guys, she shouldn't be made to feel bad about herself.
Ahahahahahahahahaha. Is this a burn on me? This really made me LOL.
She was calling you a slut! Ooooo
LOL no, thinking any married woman is picturing women eating semen with a spoon is ridiculous to me. Perhaps I should have said "everyone on this board."
For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen? REALLY??
I'm concerned you're picturing women eating it with a spoon like ice cream and recording it on their MFP to up their protein count for the day. That's...not what's going on.
But, children/nannies aside, someone with a flexible schedule, someone who works from home, or someone who is self-employed can do many of the things on that list. Every job comes with different perks and benefits.
Yes, this is a fact.
It doesn't change my opinion that being a stay at home parent is not equivalent to a full time job.
I am a SAHM.
I think it's stupid when people compare being a SAHM to a full time job outside the home. They are completely different.
That doesn't mean I think being a SAHM is EASIER.
I worked full time jobs for 15 years and have been a SAHM for 3.
Taking care of 2 small kids around the clock is WAY HARDER. Not because doing the fucking dishes is hard. But because never getting the emotional separation is really difficult. I plan to go back to work. I'm not cut out for this shit.
Having done this for 3 years (half that time w/ two kids under 3) I can honestly say unless you have done it, you have no fucking idea what it is like. It's obviously a choice, but for me the choice has led me to the realization that I don't want to do this forever.
Unless you have done both, you have no comparison - you are basing your assumptions off of what you *think* happens all day or waht you *think* would be the hard part or what you *think* the SAHM s are complaining about. Not the reality. There's my flameful opinion.
There should be a sub board for actual money conversations LOL.
For those who like to swallow, do you actually enjoy eating semen? REALLY??
I swallow. I don't enjoy eating semen. Like I want to have it for breakfast. But I don't like the alternative, which is rushing out of the room to spit it out in the bathroom. It's an intimate moment and I prefer to cuddle, hence the swallowing.
Many years ago Dan Savage wrote about how to "spit" during oral sex. Basically you let your H gizz in your mouth, but you leave your mouth open and just let it spill back out. That's how I roll. I'm not fucking running to the bathroom with a mouthful of semen. DH can wipe it off his stomach with a t-shirt.