Did you see what I said I bought? omg, mofo, he sent me some pics and I actually bought something from what he sent. It's ridiculous!
But did you buy the purple shoes to match?
I did not, but I do have a pair of sky high CFMs that should do the trick. This is really not me. At all. STBXH never had an opinion on anything and never said a word about what I wore or had anything to say when I asked him if he liked certain lingerie. I am in uncharted territory!
So wait, did you have sex through the pee hole in your Spanx?
Interesting angle.
No, but there was lots of finger action. Lots. While tied up. Wearing nothing but the Spanx. I think he just likes the smooth feel of the material, it's similar to hose.
I'm getting freaking hot and bothered just thinking about it!!
Post by montereybride on Jul 9, 2014 15:37:55 GMT -5
This boy is making me crazy, you guys. Crazy. In every amazing way imaginable. I asked him a while back if there was anything/any articles of clothing he thinks are particularly sexy and he responded with silk, pantyhose/thigh highs, etc. no fishnets or feathers.
So, last night I went over to his house in a short form fitting sweater dress with Spanx underneath. The Spanx you don't have to remove to pee.
I have no words for how amazing the sex was. We didn't go to bed until 3:30 this morning, he used restraints on me, so many freaking orgasms that I completely lost track and lost my damn mind. This is the best sex of my life. And the kissing and caresses? I die.
Post by montereybride on Jul 8, 2014 20:45:18 GMT -5
I work for a small family owned business. I really love the freedom I have and the pay is pretty damn great.
BUT
My boss is fucking chatty as hell and I usually end up staying really late to get shit done. Like right now. Except clearly I'm GBCNing and not working. Heh. His wife is here as our admin this summer and isn't trained so I get asked a million and a half questions every day on how to do shit in our computer system. Because the boss isn't as well-trained as me.
They have two kids. Delightful, well-behaved REALLY FUCKING LOUD kids. And no daycare or nanny.
So, guess where the kids are most days all day. Since it's summer and all.
I can't decide if I'm overjoyed or really fucking distraught over not being tagged by any of you goddamned whores.
I love everyone. I think. I have a shitastic memory so if I've ever not liked someone or something they've posted, it's only lasted about a day.
I miss LTP something fierce even though I have no idea if she even liked me. Same with Aanc. I used to be scared to death of IMMM and then I helped her figure out the dimensions of various bed sizes and she gave me her sangria recipe. Why does that stick out, you ask? I have no fucking clue. Clearly it was an important day for me. Don't judge me.
hi you officially just stamped saggy titted geezer on your forehead. everyone's letterman's jackets say '12, not '04 so please don't reference year zero to these plebes #kthxbye
All the cool people are at the saggy titted geezer table. I'll take it!
Post by montereybride on Jul 8, 2014 20:20:29 GMT -5
I can't decide if I'm overjoyed or really fucking distraught over not being tagged by any of you goddamned whores.
I love everyone. I think. I have a shitastic memory so if I've ever not liked someone or something they've posted, it's only lasted about a day.
I miss LTP something fierce even though I have no idea if she even liked me. Same with Aanc. I used to be scared to death of IMMM and then I helped her figure out the dimensions of various bed sizes and she gave me her sangria recipe. Why does that stick out, you ask? I have no fucking clue. Clearly it was an important day for me. Don't judge me.
Post by montereybride on Jul 5, 2014 22:16:29 GMT -5
I get all cleaned up and dressed to go to the Hollister Biker Rally - in a seriously boob-tastic shirt - and my girlfriends text me WHEN I'M HALF WAY THERE that they've already left.
WTF
I'm going back tomorrow but I'm seriously annoyed right now.
I just started following him on fb. His parents are awesome. The picnic table story!! Love them!
Yes! I loved the picnic table story! And today is his weekly Fridays with Freddie (his pup) in which Freddie killed a baby rattlesnake. OMG, so many lols!
Post by montereybride on Jul 4, 2014 16:46:49 GMT -5
Really, this applies to everyone. If you're not following him on FB, you are missing out on some of the funniest and smartest posts and commentary ever.