Funny story from HS sex ed.

[cbwm1]

So, I remember my sophomore year in high school, we had health class one semester, driver's ed the other semester.

I was in health, and we got to the sex ed unit. The teacher was the boys' baskeball coach. Tall, lanky, quiet and just awkward.

I remember him talking about female anatomy one day, and being the smart ass that I am and knowing that it would embarass the hell out of him, I raised my hand.

Teacher: Yes, cbwm. Go ahead.

Me: How long is the vagina?

Teacher: /deer in the headlights
/turns bright red
/mouth drops open
Uh....
Well.
It's as long as a penis.

He completely lost control of the class at that point and didn't bother teaching anything else the rest of the class period.

I will never forget this as long as I live.

[CheshireGrin]

You rebel, you.

:-P

[luvvy]

I read the question and *I* panicked because I didn't know the answer. I think his answer was perfect, but not for a class of giddy HS kids.

[yellowcardigan]

This makes me so glad that I teach elementary kids and don't have to talk about vagina lengths. At my HS we had a nurse teach sex ed. It was great because she wasn't a teacher and would answer any questions we had.

[Deleted]

Oh my god. Poor guy. That is seriously funny though!

[manders]

I felt my face get hot just imagining being in his shoes! lol