I am so tired I ____.

[bunch]

Lol. I did that once.

Left the dog outside after his morning pee. For an hour. Twice.

[Deleted]

I haven't done anything wild... yet. Two more nights like last night and things could get ugly.

[Brie]

Not tired per se, but I answered the door for the UPS man with one side of my nursing tank down. Thankfully I at least had a nursing bra on under it.

[UnderProtest]

Ha, Brie, my female OB said she opened the door to the HVAC serviceman while pumping. Oh, I and meant to tell you that I felt bad for talking about my kids sleep and making you feel bad. It seriously is the one good thing about having twins. Everything else is much harder than a single. I love my kids, but wouldn't wish multiples on anyone. Hope you are doing better with getting C to sleep.

And mine.......probably locking myself and the kids out of the house.

[zeewifeandmama]

Backed into my garage while it was still going up....yup, but some nice scratches on the new car

[matildasun]

keep sticking things in the freezer when I mean to put them in the fridge or cupboard.

[scribellesam]

Left my keys on top of my unlocked car while shopping at Target.

[Deleted]

Keep leaving my keys in the car. In the ignition. With the engine running. It's happened 3 times over the last month. I think I'm more distracted than tired but even so....

[gibbinator]

Oh no haha!

I woke up this morning to ds sticking his fingers up my nose and pulling on my lip. I'm so tired I dozed back to sleep figuring he was happy playing.

[rosetyler]

I'm so tired I took a break while getting ready this morning. I sat down on the couch for a minute, and woke up 30 minutes later. Oops!

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I left the house in my slippers a few times.

[Ashley&Scott]

I left the reading light in my car on overnight last night. (it's the light above M's car seat. I turn it in for him when we're driving in the dark)

I do it a few times a month.

[sometimesrunner]

Dec 6, 2012 6:57:39 GMT -5 @mrsbecky07 said:

Keep leaving my keys in the car. In the ignition. With the engine running. It's happened 3 times over the last month. I think I'm more distracted than tired but even so....

I've done this. I was standing outside of the car with M trying to find the keys to lock the car. I practically tore the diaper bag apart before I realized the car was still on. :/

[sewpinkgal]

At the height of my sleep deprivation in the early months, I put ice cream away in the microwave. :/ That was sad for many reasons.

[Deleted]

Didn't notice that I put my 4 yo in the 2 yo's pants until I picked him up from school! He looked like he had flood pants on. Whoops!

[Deleted]

Paid for my groceries at Target and then left. Without the groceries.

Grabbed a scorching hot pan handle right after taking the pan out of the oven.

put a bowl down on a table that wasn't there.

I do all kinds of ridiculous things now.

[jayhawkbecca]

fell asleep during church.

Sent from my SCH-I500 using proboards

[Deleted]

When I was going to the grocery store with V one day on maternity leave, I drove halfway to the store before I realized I had no pants on!

[gibbinator]

Dec 6, 2012 20:07:10 GMT -5 @lilly said:

When I was going to the grocery store with V one day on maternity leave, I drove halfway to the store before I realized I had no pants on!

You win!!

[hannamaren]

A friend of ours heard his baby screaming in the middle of the night. Went to get him to change his diaper. Halfwya through, he realized he was diapering the cat!
I am too tired to remember being tired.

[Deleted]

Omg Lilly!

I've gotten in the shower with my glasses and socks on.