scotty, is "your friend" actually considering this

[eightangryreindeer]

[scotty]

Oh, no. Newp. Life is already complicated enough. I heard that they're swingers, but they're also great people. Just going to hang. Makes me a little nervous, but if anything were to happen, I'd just politely decline. H is worried that he'll get a butt grab or something, and I reminded him that not everyone wants him. lol.

Also, I'm never putting pansies around my mailbox. wtf

[eightangryreindeer]

Ok! I sort of got the impression that you were considering more than friendship!

I was like, wut?

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2012 12:39:24 GMT -5 Que? said:

We have seen some of the swingers socially, it's hard to avoid in this town. There's one couple who are really active in the community, and they have hit on other people I know but it always happens late at night, after lots of booze, and not in public. I think you're good if you don't blur those lines.

I would be very interested in seeing swinger demographics. Like, I can't imagine a CEO or high-ranking person doing this just because of the fear that someone would use that against him/her. So weird! Apparently I am fascinated by swingers.

[scotty]

They did invite us for drinks later, after our plans.

[scotty]

May 25, 2012 12:40:37 GMT -5 eightangryreindeer said:

Ok! I sort of got the impression that you were considering more than friendship!

I was like, wut?

Admittedly I knew posting about it would pique interest. I needed attention last night. lol.

No way, man. H said, 'All of those fluids. I...can't...'

OMG H YOU DON'T HAVE TO. We're not. Just because someone is a swinger doesn't mean you must hop on ye olde swing and swang.

[eightangryreindeer]

May 25, 2012 12:42:31 GMT -5 scotty said:

They did invite us for drinks later, after our plans.

Well make sure to leave your copy of 50 Shades of Grey on the coffee table then.

[brooklyn]

May 25, 2012 12:36:08 GMT -5 scotty said:

Also, I'm never putting pansies around my mailbox. wtf

I totally read that as "Also, I'm never putting penises around my mailbox"

Oops.

[housegeek]

May 25, 2012 13:45:36 GMT -5 brooklyn said:

May 25, 2012 12:36:08 GMT -5 scotty said:

Also, I'm never putting pansies around my mailbox. wtf

I totally read that as "Also, I'm never putting penises around my mailbox"

Oops.

I read it as panties hah

[MWOS]

Brooklyn, you should put a caption in your sig that says "I'm not Catballs"

OR

I should learn to read things

[brooklyn]

May 25, 2012 14:29:33 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Brooklyn, you should put a caption in your sig that says "I'm not Catballs"

OR

I should learn to read things

Done! That is my cat, Tiny. Sorry to confuse you!

[MWOS]

that's fuckin hilarious. I am cracking up.