Jeweled Butt

[cam]

I bought some shorts the other day that had a jeweled button and a few on the pockets, but I figured it would be hidden by my shirts, so not a big deal because the shorts were a good price. I looked at the back, but I apparently looked at a different pair that was mixed in the rack because when I got home and went to remove the tags, I noticed the stupid jewels are also on the back pockets. How stupid am I going to look if I wear them anyways? (It will cost me almost as much in fuel to return them as the shorts cost, so unless I end up needing to go there anyways, I don't plan to return them. I will wear them around the house, but do I dare go in public?) TIA!

[kiwi]

hmmmm. I wouldn't wear the jewels out in public if it were me. Too teeny-bopper-esque. Can you remove them and hot glue a metal snap or something? Or maybe that is equally ghetto-fab.

[joolz]

I probably wouldn't wear them out either.

[cam]

I was afraid of looking like I was trying to be a teenager. I already look really young, so I don't need my clothing to reflect that too. Stupid jewels!

[kiwi]

Looking young is a good thing though! But yes, not because you are dressing young.

[Glitter Tits]

I have some True Religion jeans with jewels on the butt that I bought on purpose. Will you guys still be my friends? I know that Liz wont, so don't tell her.

[Deleted]

I am judging you, Crystal.

[Glitter Tits]

Yeah, probably should have put that in FFFC.

[Glitter Tits]

Here are the offenders.

[Deleted]

I don't find that level of jeweling particularly offensive. Not like these.

[kiwi]

I agree with Mack. I still want to be your friend-so long as you will still be mine after I admit to you that I have a pair of yoga pants with juicy written on the butt.

[Glitter Tits]

May 25, 2012 14:29:38 GMT -5 kiwi said:

I agree with Mack. I still want to be your friend-so long as you will still be mine after I admit to you that I have a pair of yoga pants with juicy written on the butt.

What color are they? Brown?

[kiwi]

They are black with very faint gray lettering.

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May 25, 2012 13:00:38 GMT -5 kiwi said:

Looking young is a good thing though! But yes, not because you are dressing young.

Definately no complaints about looking young.
Crystal, your butt jewels are nothing compared to the stupid shorts I just got, so you totally get a pass.

[Glitter Tits]

I do hate when places have really similar styles mixed in together and then you get so stoked to find your size that you don't even check to make sure they're what you wanted. They'll be fine for around the house and yard work.

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May 25, 2012 14:58:41 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I do hate when places have really similar styles mixed in together and then you get so stoked to find your size that you don't even check to make sure they're what you wanted. They'll be fine for around the house and yard work.

Yeah, MH can enjoy checking out my sparkly ass.

[statlerwaldorf]

I have a pair like that. They just have a little jewel for the button. But I don't claim to be the best at appropriateness.

[Llama in Mules]

Jeweled asses are completely unacceptable!

[Glitter Tits]

May 26, 2012 18:56:45 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Jeweled asses are completely unacceptable!

I was wondering where you had been in this conversation. What if I wore my jeweled-ass True Religions on our lunch date?

[Llama in Mules]

We would not be sitting at the same table.