I bought my brother a VIP package to a strip club

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For him and all his friends. He's in Vegas with some friends and they all ran out of money with two days to go (they are in college). He'd never been to Vegas before, never been to a strip club before. He called me all sad about how expensive everything was and how they hadn't done anything fun. I offered to pay for a table at a club and he said no, they hadn't brought the right clothes. Then I suggested a strip club and he said "no," "well, maybe." And then he got really happy. And DH said to throw in another few hundred for lap dances and he got even happier.

So flame me. Or tell me I am the coolest sister in the world. It's always nice to make someone happy, right?

[-Moe-]

May 25, 2012 21:53:04 GMT -5 elle said:

For him and all his friends. He's in Vegas with some friends and they all ran out of money with two days to go (they are in college). He'd never been to Vegas before, never been to a strip club before. He called me all sad about how expensive everything was and how they hadn't done anything fun. I offered to pay for a table at a club and he said no, they hadn't brought the right clothes. Then I suggested a strip club and he said "no," "well, maybe." And then he got really happy. And DH said to throw in another few hundred for lap dances and he got even happier.

So flame me. Or tell me I am the coolest sister in the world. It's always nice to make someone happy, right?

YOU TOTALLY ARE. All his friends are so wishing they were 1) either sibs with you, or 2) dating you.

[speckledfrog]

That is one cool and weird thing to do.

[bonquiqui]

Woot woot! :drink:

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May 25, 2012 21:54:01 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

That is one cool and weird thing to do.

It's a very nice strip club. I've been there a bunch of times.

[speckledfrog]

May 25, 2012 21:54:37 GMT -5 elle said:

May 25, 2012 21:54:01 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

That is one cool and weird thing to do.

It's a very nice strip club. I've been there a bunch of times.

Gold plated nipple tassels?

[CheshireGrin]

Can I be related to you? I've always wanted a sister.

[statlerwaldorf]

Haha I think you are a cool sister.

[-Moe-]

May 25, 2012 21:57:22 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

Can I be related to you? I've always wanted a sister.

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Look, on the upside, he didn't get married at 21, so no one is going to show up here on Tuesday outraged her DH WENT TO A STRIP CLUB on a boy's trip.

[pantsparty]

That's pretty cool :Y:

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They are going here: mobile.sapphirelasvegas.com/index.php

[-Moe-]

May 25, 2012 22:01:26 GMT -5 elle said:

Look, on the upside, he didn't get married at 21, so no one is going to show up here on Tuesday outraged her DH WENT TO A STRIP CLUB on a boy's trip.

Especially when, if given the chance, they'd go to the strip clubs themselves. But their husbands don't really like to go to strip clubs anyway, they think they're gross. They also don't masturbate!

[saraandmichael]

this is pretty awesome of you. and your husband.

[pittsmcgee]

I wish you were my sister

[RobotLegs]

I think this is a very cool gift.

[CheshireGrin]

May 25, 2012 22:01:26 GMT -5 elle said:

Look, on the upside, he didn't get married at 21, so no one is going to show up here on Tuesday outraged her DH WENT TO A STRIP CLUB on a boy's trip.

Maybe he'll marry a stripper. He is in Vegas, after all.

[eb777888]

cool sister!

[-Moe-]

YOU HAD to be licking a lolly, didn't you!

[CheshireGrin]

And I'm sure there were no drugs in your system of any kind.

How's that lollipop taste?

;D

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Of course I did. It wouldn't be a strip club without a lolly!

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May 25, 2012 22:14:18 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

And I'm sure there were no drugs in your system of any kind.

How's that lollipop taste?

;D

I am clearly perfectly sober in that photo!

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Employee.

[lazyphoque]

Coolest sister. It would have sucked if he had a lackluster first trip to Vegas!

[Deleted]

You are one cool sister!

[Nicole]

I've been to sapphire and it was the shit. And you rock for sponsoring your bro.

[greylady]

Very cool sister!

[textbookcase]

Definitely cool sister!

[annie357s]

Very cool sister!