Let's talk about horrific baby names

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

One of the 4th graders at one of the schools I go to is Beckahannan. WUT. Everyone calls her Becca, and she was sitting beside me at lunch today, and I saw her ID, and my eyes fell out.

[bonquiqui]

May 25, 2012 22:18:08 GMT -5 heybetch said:

kidcrave.com/scoop/102-of-the-most-unusual-baby-names-of-2011-infographic/

SIX babies named "Penismani"??

Bonus points: Were there any names that you knew were insane, but liked anyway?

6?? 6?? really??? 1 would be bad enough, but 6?

[MWOS]

I laughed a lot at "Moo"

[bonquiqui]

May 25, 2012 22:19:13 GMT -5 OHMBLEEGOHHHHH! said:

One of the 4th graders at one of the schools I go to is Beckahannan. WUT. Everyone calls her Becca, and she was sitting beside me at lunch today, and I saw her ID, and my eyes fell out.

This reminds me of the song www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEpV9aonWA

[anlo]

Can you imagine taking your kid to the park and hearing another parent yelling "Moo! Moo!!"

Also, is Eh pronounced like I think it is? Wouldn't you always sound like you belonged in the movie Strange Brew whenever you talked to your child?

[cereal K]

oh god.

that was both terrifying and hilarious.

h is still scratching his head over moo.

[MWOS]

I think "Eh" is a traditional Canadian name

[bonquiqui]

Eh Moo like EEEEEEEEEEE MU lmao Wow the cough medicine is getting to me

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May 25, 2012 22:33:53 GMT -5 MWOS said:

I think "Eh" is a traditional Canadian name

ha ha ha.


i knew someone named star. i always secretly thought that was badass.

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i sort of love "governor." and "island." ha.

[-Moe-]

May 25, 2012 22:46:32 GMT -5 cville said:

May 25, 2012 22:33:53 GMT -5 MWOS said:

I think "Eh" is a traditional Canadian name

ha ha ha.


i knew someone named star. i always secretly thought that was badass.

I know a lot of Estrellas, but that's pretty common in PR.

Then again, Stella is totally acceptable, yes?

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May 25, 2012 22:51:37 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

May 25, 2012 22:46:32 GMT -5 cville said:

ha ha ha.


i knew someone named star. i always secretly thought that was badass.

I know a lot of Estrellas, but that's pretty common in PR.

Then again, Stella is totally acceptable, yes?

star is acceptable too, just uncommon (i checked the SSA, it's either in the 900s or above 1000). the star i knew was made fun of for being named star.

[-Moe-]

Then again, you'd share your name with Star Jones.

YOU'RE NOT STAR JONES ARE YOU? Both lawyers? Hmmmm

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Cambria is in the 900s, which I was surprised about.

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May 25, 2012 23:00:52 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

Then again, you'd share your name with Star Jones.

YOU'RE NOT STAR JONES ARE YOU? Both lawyers? Hmmmm

we're officially in a fight for life.

[-Moe-]

May 25, 2012 23:02:42 GMT -5 cville said:

May 25, 2012 23:00:52 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

Then again, you'd share your name with Star Jones.

YOU'RE NOT STAR JONES ARE YOU? Both lawyers? Hmmmm

we're officially in a fight for life.

I am going to take this as a no. phew!

[humpty]

I leased a TV to a man named Precious.

[mudslide]

WTF. Those are horrible names.

[natsnow]

Benjerman is the best

[jdbyogi]

I worked with a family recently where the kids were named two of the boys were names Armani and Physique (the rest of names weren't great either). And a few days ago I had a family with twin girls, one had a reasonable name, the other was named "Reality."

[phoeny]

May 25, 2012 22:20:54 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

'Eh' and 'Moo' as girls names particularly amuse me.

I work with a lady named Eh.

[Kristinmo]

May 26, 2012 2:18:35 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Why is Analeigh weird?

Because with only one N it's pronounce anally.

[flamingeaux]

I'm betting all the girls named Brees probably live in Louisiana. I was dying at Moo.
some of my favorites that I've seen lately
Roynita
Troylacia
Troi
Thailund
Tweetie
Charmin
Ledasha (unfortunately it was spelled this way instead of Le-a.)
All of these are names of females that I've encountered in the last 6 months.

[flamingeaux]

May 26, 2012 5:38:02 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 26, 2012 5:35:49 GMT -5 flamingeaux said:

I'm betting all the girls named Brees probably live in Louisiana. I was dying at Moo.
some of my favorites that I've seen lately
Roynita
Troylacia
Troi
Thailund
Tweetie
Charmin
Ledasha (unfortunately it was spelled this way instead of Le-a.)
All of these are names of females that I've encountered in the last 6 months.

Is that supposed to be pronounced like 'charming' or like the stuff you wipe your ass with? Because, wtf?

She pronounced it like the toilet paper when she came to pick up her cake. I'm wondering if it was supposed to be a spin off of Charmaine....

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I went to college with a girl named Henessy. Fortunately (or unfortunately) it got her a lot of attention.

[lostlenore]

May 26, 2012 5:06:55 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 26, 2012 4:57:54 GMT -5 Kristinmo said:

Because with only one N it's pronounce anally.

Maybe they were wishing they had gone that route instead?

Just a lurker here, but I cannot stop laughing at this whole thing!

[rottimom]

Analeigh = anal ly

thats what I thought because I would say in Anna Lee

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Are you fucking kidding me? WTF is this Cr8tive stuff.

[dlphndoc]

One of the workers at my gym daycare has the first name BarbieDoll. It's on her name tag and her Employee of the Month plaque.

[ErinExpat]

Aw, Abeer shouldn't count, that's an Arabic name. I had a girl named Abir. Tequila, though?