I'm lazy about housework, but I don't make much of a mess. I'm a whiz with the Crock Pot, I love to bake, I give awesome backrubs and I will do your hair and makeup.
I don't move when I sleep, but I do sleep with my eyes open.
I'm lazy about housework, but I don't make much of a mess. I'm a whiz with the Crock Pot, I love to bake, I give awesome backrubs and I will do your hair and makeup.
I don't move when I sleep, but I do sleep with my eyes open.
I'm lazy about housework, but I don't make much of a mess. I'm a whiz with the Crock Pot, I love to bake, I give awesome backrubs and I will do your hair and makeup.
I don't move when I sleep, but I do sleep with my eyes open.
Seriously
What? Sleeping with my eyes open? Yeah, it's true. They pop halfway open in the middle of the night.
Wait I change my mind. I would marry any woman who would play with my hair each night. Why does that feel so good? And why are women always better at it? i always considering offering to pay my hairdresser extra money to extend the little head massage thing she does lol.
I'd marry imoan but we'd live in a perpetual state of pissed offness and she'll make me watch the Gilmore Girls and Glee. Plus, she's never seen any of the Die Hard movies or any of the Lethal Weapon ones. That's just unacceptable.
At ESD's house, we'll watch tons of movies and go to Friendly's every Friday.
I'd marry imoan but we'd live in a perpetual state of pissed offness and she'll make me watch the Gilmore Girls and Glee. Plus, she's never seen any of the Die Hard movies or any of the Lethal Weapon ones. That's just unacceptable.
At ESD's house, we'll watch tons of movies and go to Friendly's every Friday.
WOOOOOOOOOOO! You know I would pick you. I do worry about the state of our house though. I might have to hire a maid lol.
Post by shostakovich on Dec 12, 2012 12:18:58 GMT -5
I would lady-marry anyone who loves to watch Golden Girls episodes or listen to This American Life while crafting, who does not chew with her mouth open (ohmygod, H!), who is as obsessed with cheese as I am, and who is totally okay with me bringing home 10+ books a week (I get them free at my job) - space constraints be damned!
I would lady-marry anyone who loves to watch Golden Girls episodes or listen to This American Life while crafting, who does not chew with her mouth open (ohmygod, H!), who is as obsessed with cheese as I am, and who is totally okay with me bringing home 10+ books a week (I get them free at my job) - space constraints be damned!
hmm.. okay!
I don't know what This American Life is, but I'm sure I'd be cool with it.
but, I would make you watch DDL movies sometimes.
I'm sure we could compromise But I will definitely draw the line at Gangs of New York, because it is just awful.
Wait I change my mind. I would marry any woman who would play with my hair each night. Why does that feel so good? And why are women always better at it? i always considering offering to pay my hairdresser extra money to extend the little head massage thing she does lol.
I will!
The only issue with our partnership is that I feel we would be bad influences in the ole wino department.
I would lady-marry anyone who loves to watch Golden Girls episodes or listen to This American Life while crafting, who does not chew with her mouth open (ohmygod, H!), who is as obsessed with cheese as I am, and who is totally okay with me bringing home 10+ books a week (I get them free at my job) - space constraints be damned!
Ira Glass t-shirts and floor-to-ceiling bookshelves! Into the rolodex you go! You'd have to give me leeway on the cheese, though.
I would lady-marry anyone who loves to watch Golden Girls episodes or listen to This American Life while crafting, who does not chew with her mouth open (ohmygod, H!), who is as obsessed with cheese as I am, and who is totally okay with me bringing home 10+ books a week (I get them free at my job) - space constraints be damned!
Ira Glass t-shirts and floor-to-ceiling bookshelves! Into the rolodex you go! You'd have to give me leeway on the cheese, though.
Actually, I'm okay with a cheese-hater, I think - more cheese for me!