Bahahahaha Alzi! Your typo is hilarious!!!! I wang in on YOU gurrrrl! hahaha
Who wants to marry me? I want someone who will enjoy cooking with me, will help me with my personal style and not want a blowjob every night. Any takers?? I also like nice things. lol
Hmmm, I'm not sure who would be a good match for me.
I don't mind making all the money if she will keep a really clean house. I'll cook if she does the dishes. She needs to be open minded about trying different foods because I'm not a meat and potatoes kind of girl. I would regularly play with your hair and give massages. I'd like someone who is girly with nice size boobs who will watch SATC with me, and they need to be open to adopting a house full of kids.
Ok Elle, I'm strongly considering that we might make a blended family match in heaven.
My H is never home, yours is always home. My H lives to snowboard, yours to surf. My H wants to live in LA, but we could keep our little mountain chalet (lol) for vacations and stuff. Basically, I would live with your H, do all the domestic stuff and spend your money.
My H would validate you on a daily basis for having the balls I don't have, and he's only around about 6 days a month. He's got his own money. I could visit with Angelaa and Gretchen and NB on the weekends. Miso would take me out to dinner once a month. G is really cute. Voila.
Would you drive east of the 405? Because I have a hard time getting together with Miso because it always involves going east. But if someone would drive . . .
I want one. I love to cook and bake. I never fold my laundry. I don't shave my legs in winter. I like to drink, and I like boobs. I make a lot of jokes and refuse to take anything seriously.
pick me! i like reality tv, drinking, eating, lounging, and naps.