Would this be tacky?

[Jermys]

If I put a sign on my front door that said "If you ring my doorbell for anything less than the apocalypse, and wake up my baby to sell me dumb shit or religion, I will gut you like a fucking fish. Don't fuck with me, asshole."

[RITS]

Not at all. But I would add an exception for girl scout cookies.

[yellowcardigan]

No. It would be awesome.

[Deleted]

Do it!

[dangerzone]

That is the perfect balance of humor and not fucking around.

[Jermys]

We buy from like seven different girl scouts...I've never had them come to my door. To my utter dismay. Next year, I am buying like 30 boxes of their new lemon cookies.

[margotmacomber]

DO EET

[sweetcaroline10]

Nope.

[RITS]

May 11, 2012 13:47:51 GMT -5 Jermys said:

We buy from like seven different girl scouts...I've never had them come to my door. To my utter dismay. Next year, I am buying like 30 boxes of their new lemon cookies.

I've never had them come to my house either. And I haven't had a girl scout cookie in years and would kill for some thin mints right about now.

[fuckyourcouch]

if you sold these signs, I would buy one.

[poopedydoop]

It seems fair to give warning.

[CheshireGrin]

You should put an American flag on it. My dad started putting up a sign on Halloween requesting no Trick or Treaters (for no particular reason, just because they annoy him) and he put an American flag on it, "because people take it better when you tell them to fuck off with a flag."

FTR, my dad is not a flag-type person at all. This is what makes the whole thing even better to me.

[Vally]

or the old standby, "sell crazy elsewhere, we're all stoked up here."

[Jermys]

May 11, 2012 13:49:55 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

if you sold these signs, I would buy one.

Maybe I'll make an Etsy store. That would be awesome. I could make the sweary ones and vanilla ones for weenies.

[coffeeismyfrienemy]

It's nice you give them a fair and square warning.

[pirate]

It's only tacky if the sign doesn't coordinate with the color of your shutters

[Jermys]

May 11, 2012 13:50:32 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

You should put an American flag on it. My dad started putting up a sign on Halloween requesting no Trick or Treaters (for no particular reason, just because they annoy him) and he put an American flag on it, "because people take it better when you tell them to fuck off with a flag."

FTR, my dad is not a flag-type person at all. This is what makes the whole thing even better to me.

JFC, this is brilliant! I love your dad.

[fuckyourcouch]

May 11, 2012 13:51:20 GMT -5 Jermys said:

May 11, 2012 13:49:55 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

if you sold these signs, I would buy one.

Maybe I'll make an Etsy store. That would be awesome. I could make the sweary ones and vanilla ones for weenies.

please add as many gaudy details as possible. feathers, rhinestones, etc. If you can incorporate an animal print, I think you can retire early.

[exploding people]

May 11, 2012 13:47:51 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Next year, I am buying like 30 boxes of their new lemon cookies.

YES. They're so delicious.


If I lived in a house I would make an angry sign. I'm on team Do It.

[Jermys]

Motherfucking zebra print. With hot pink lettering. And glitter feathers. I am going to Hobby Lobby tonight. This will be done Sunday (I hope) and I will post pics.

[fuckyourcouch]

[CheshireGrin]

HA!

OMG the crocodile is my new favorite gif.

[fuckyourcouch]

I'm so glad somebody finally appreciates the crocodile as much as me. croc gets no respect.

[mrsjuleshs]

Do it!