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A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:17:35 GMT -5

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Post by dowagercountess on Dec 15, 2012 20:17:35 GMT -5

So, unthinkingly, I put a pair of panties on P (say that 5 times fast) that have an annoying little lace edge. She took them off when we returned from the mall because they were driving her nuts.

So she was skyping with my mom, and wanted to show her how she could twirl. As she did, she obviously pulled a Lohan/Hathaway. So my mom asked her where her panties were. She turned around, looked dead into the computer and said, "GRANDMA! They were bothering my VAGINA! I am letting it get some AIR!"

My mother about died.

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psychmom Senior Member Posts: 5,907 Likes: 1,928	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:19:02 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by psychmom on Dec 15, 2012 20:19:02 GMT -5 O.M.G. so funny.
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gretchenindisguise Elder Posts: 22,552 Likes: 26,575	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:19:14 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gretchenindisguise on Dec 15, 2012 20:19:14 GMT -5 Love. Sent from my DROIDX using proboards
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underwaterrhymes Elder Rainbow Jihadist in the Final Stages of Moral Decay Posts: 37,795 Likes: 76,681	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:24:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by underwaterrhymes on Dec 15, 2012 20:24:13 GMT -5 LOL. She was being HONEST!!!
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julesf84 Full Member Posts: 3,239 Likes: 140	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:38:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by julesf84 on Dec 15, 2012 20:38:17 GMT -5 hahahahahahaha
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Deleted Posts: 0	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:39:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2012 20:39:10 GMT -5 Awesome!
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Deleted Posts: 0	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:40:15 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2012 20:40:15 GMT -5 Love it.
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AHappierHour Senior Member One glass of champagne and I smile, two and I grin, but three I'm ever so ready to sin. Posts: 8,893 Likes: 4,514	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:41:29 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AHappierHour on Dec 15, 2012 20:41:29 GMT -5 LOL! that's awesome
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ProfessorArtNerd Elder Posts: 15,950 Likes: 30,815	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:43:15 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ProfessorArtNerd on Dec 15, 2012 20:43:15 GMT -5 What did your mom say? That's fantastic, I love that kid!
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tdk Junior Member Posts: 645 Likes: 17	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 20:52:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tdk on Dec 15, 2012 20:52:22 GMT -5 L O L
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PinkSquirrel Moderator Hang with the bees and buzz in the honeycomb Posts: 1,388 Likes: 611	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 21:16:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PinkSquirrel on Dec 15, 2012 21:16:08 GMT -5 hahahahaa
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A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 21:16:55 GMT -5

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Post by SusanBAnthony on Dec 15, 2012 21:16:55 GMT -5

God this is my kid. She is obsessed with her vulva, and constantly taking her pants off to let it air out. We have a very firm "touch your privates in the bathroom and bedroom only" rule which she totally ignores.

Luckily my family is chill about it. My inlaws on the other hand.... They are not amused.

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dowagercountess Full Member Posts: 4,378 Likes: 3,353	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 21:49:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dowagercountess on Dec 15, 2012 21:49:54 GMT -5 My mom just put her head down and laughed her ass off, trying not to let P see her.
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lilafowler Elder Posts: 24,785 Likes: 52,438	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 21:53:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lilafowler on Dec 15, 2012 21:53:50 GMT -5 Oh this was a much needed laugh! thank you! lolololol
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bleubook Full Member otterly bleubook Posts: 1,898 Likes: 30	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 21:58:24 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bleubook on Dec 15, 2012 21:58:24 GMT -5 Awesome and freaking hysterical.
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speckledfrog Elder Posts: 23,204 Likes: 25,200	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 22:04:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by speckledfrog on Dec 15, 2012 22:04:12 GMT -5 I love that little girl.
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starshine1977 New Member Posts: 432 Likes: 207	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 22:05:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by starshine1977 on Dec 15, 2012 22:05:19 GMT -5 That is great! Thanks for the laugh
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drrn04 Guest	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 22:07:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by drrn04 on Dec 15, 2012 22:07:53 GMT -5 HA! I love it!
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A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 22:18:59 GMT -5

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Post by aprilsunshine on Dec 15, 2012 22:18:59 GMT -5

Haha, so funny.

Lurker here, but thought I'd share...

When I was little my mom put me in a dress and matching bloomers. In the car on the way to pre-school, I was complaining how itchy they were and finally she just said fine, take them off, completely forgetting I wasn't wearing underwear.
Yes, she got the embarrassing call from school asking if she knew she sent me to school without underwear on.

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eb777888 Elder Posts: 38,814 Likes: 41,958	A laugh for you. Dec 15, 2012 22:26:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eb777888 on Dec 15, 2012 22:26:11 GMT -5 LOL!!!! It cracks me up when S says vagina. It sounds so... adult from his little mouth. And apparently penises need to breath, too.
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Post by themysteriouswife on Dec 15, 2012 23:05:37 GMT -5

My DD went to school w/o underwear. I was picking up laundry and noticed her PJs had underwear and her bed had the folded clean underwear I layed out. I couldn't get to the school fast enough. When I got there I had the secretary call her to the office. She burst into tears. She was so embarrassed.

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jayded Full Member Posts: 1,149 Likes: 112	A laugh for you. Dec 16, 2012 0:38:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jayded on Dec 16, 2012 0:38:51 GMT -5 Thats hilarious, at least she was honest.
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