Best phrases you've used so far?

[Awkward]

1/4 (!!!!) of the way through the month and I've used:
"unwashed hordes of Canadians"
"solo cups of jungle juice"
"JBF hair"

Especially descriptive, humorous, or just well written, what are the best words you've strung together as of today?

[smock]

Ha! I actually can't remember anything funny in my story, or my characters' names, or . . . anything. I have temporary NaNo amnesia!

[BookLover]

Umm, I don't know. It's all kind of a blur right now.

[marytini]

I feel like I don't have any. How about "rogue fuscia bra?"

[flamingeaux]

someone tripped and landed on the edge of the table launching bras and underwear of all sizes and patterns high into the air, The thin silk material caught the air and fluttered delicately to the ground, around the two women brawling on the floor.