WTF? (Zombie Apocalypse Related)

[Glitter Tits]

Super-gross news story out of Miami:
miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/#.T8JZ0o2gJYw.facebook

[housegeek]

Worst part "Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.

Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect."


Did you read the comments? Stupid people are like, they shouldn't have killed the guy!

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I knew it! The zombie apocalypse is coming! Better get my solar stilt set up!

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Just so know, I read this article to DH and now he is discussing our bug out plan.

[Glitter Tits]

May 27, 2012 18:16:53 GMT -5 housegeek said:

Worst part "Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.

Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect."


Did you read the comments? Stupid people are like, they shouldn't have killed the guy!

After several disturbing comment sections, I have learned my lesson. I never read them anymore. They can make you lose faith in humanity quicker than anything.

[tulip]

Wtf? He went back to his meal is going to give me nightmares.

[EloiseWeenie]

This is so disgusting.

What drug was this person on that made a face look appetizing. Also, why were 2 guys naked fighting on the street?

[Glitter Tits]

I know. It's so disgusting, but I want more details. For some reason, they're being tight-lipped about it. For the details that have already been released, I would think that they could tell why the guys were naked and fighting in the street.

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MH was saying there are many known viruses and parasites that cause people to act aggressively like that.

[housegeek]

Because they were fucking zombies.

[tulip]

Maybe it's a government officials kid?

[tulip]

May 27, 2012 20:26:12 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

MH was saying there are many known viruses and parasites that cause people to act aggressively like that.

What? Known to who? Not me!! Ugh, I'm scared shitless.

[EloiseWeenie]

Pixy c&ped the security footage from the herald on CEP board. Barf (although you only see legs, but still). The article on that site said they think maybe a cocaine psychosis, but obviously they don't know for sure.

[housegeek]

I'm tots going all conspiracy theory on this. Any crazy labs nearby?

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I should see if the Zombie preppers board is abuzz about this!

[housegeek]

www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Gotta love cracked

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Oh, cracked.

[meatywienert]

I watched a documentary once in a Alcohol and Drug studies class in college. It interviewed a guy serving life in jail for murdering her girlfriend and eating her skin. He was on PCP. It still haunts me. I didn't even read the article because I'm scared, but I get the general jist. *shivers*

[camelblossom]

I have a friend who is a little obsessed with the zombie apocalypse. She put the following together:
Sensing a concerning pattern...
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest
columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

And then she posted this:

OK im not a paranoid crazy I swear, but this is getting WEIRDER and WEIRDER. For such a significant event in Florida, there were only eight news reports about it. Six have since been deleted from their respective websites (pic related)...

You can't make this stuff up.

Mad-cow Testing Equipment Nabbed by Thieves
www.hispanicbusiness.com/2012/5/16/madcow_testing_equipment_nabbed_by_thieves.htm

Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease
www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/5/17/
stolen_medical_equip.html

This is CJD, or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, which is a form of Mad Cow Disease. (a neurological disease that causes rabid like behavior in cows that is able to be spread to humans. See the info below

ORLANDO, Fla. — Thieves who helped themselves to a medical scanner and some lab machines set for disposal behind Florida Hospital may have picked up a truckload of trouble.

The equipment — half a million dollars’ worth — was used to detect a mad-cow-like brain disease, which could spread if it falls into the wrong hands.

Which it has.

On May 3, hospital-surveillance cameras captured a white pickup with dark panels on the truck bed roll up and remove the medical equipment from the hospital’s Center for Diagnostic Pathology, according to the Orlando Police Department.

The patient — a 52-year-old Winter Springs wife and mother of three — died nine days after the biopsy.

SYMPTOMS OF CJD:
Blurred vision (sometimes)
Changes in gait (walking)
Confusion, disorientation
Dementia that occurs over a few weeks or months
Hallucinations
Lack of coordination (for example, stumbling and falling)
Muscle stiffness
Muscle twitching
Myoclonic jerks or seizures
Nervous, jumpy feelings
Personality changes
Sleepiness
Speech impairment

Sound like anything to you?

[Glitter Tits]

You should ask her if she is a secret agent.

[textbookcase]

Dude, Camelblossom. Crazy!

[fluff]

It makes sense that Florida would be hit first.

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May 29, 2012 15:56:54 GMT -5 @amber said:

May 29, 2012 14:47:56 GMT -5 fluff said:

It makes sense that Florida would be hit first.

TOTALLY.

[Glitter Tits]

Mystery solved! The man whose face was eaten was wearing Burger King eye makeup. It was an honest mistake.
jezebel.com/5897707/make-your-eyes-look-delicious-with-burger-king-eye-makeup?tag=badvertising

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That could have been me! MH loves him some whoppers.

[fluff]

May 29, 2012 17:44:25 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 29, 2012 15:56:54 GMT -5 @amber said:

TOTALLY.

My new siggy!!

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May 30, 2012 10:56:13 GMT -5 fluff said:

May 29, 2012 17:44:25 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

My new siggy!!

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