My H informed me that he

[Doc_Lobster]

has ordered my Christmas gift. From an "adult" store. It will be delivered while my mom is here.

I am now envisioning all of the ways this could end up ruining my life. lol

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Hahah two years in a row DH ordered me something. After Lucy or I'd have never left the house while pg. and since I'm all tmi up in this biz, everything he's ever gotten me has been purple. The hell?

[ginger]

lol!

everyone here is making me laugh!

[Doc_Lobster]

Hahaha

I have no idea what he got, but he was smirking. Please, sweet baby Jesus, please let it be in a SMALL, unmarked package.

[fuckyourcouch]

Oh lord. I hope it's not too life ruining

[Doc_Lobster]

"This package came for you while you were walking the dog, what is it? Did someone send a present?"

"I don't know mom, but let's just put it in the closet without opening it and then never speak of it again."

[fuckyourcouch]

Lol!

[frauschmindy]

Dec 21, 2012 21:18:31 GMT -5 Doc_Lobster said:

"This package came for you while you were walking the dog, what is it? Did someone send a present?"

"I don't know mom, but let's just put it in the closet without opening it and then never speak of it again."

lol!

I feel like most of "those" companies are usually pretty discrete.


CONTAINS LITHIUM ION BATTERIES.

[-Moe-]

Did I tell you about the time when I moved to Seattle, and I was staying with friends, and my friend went to pick me up at the airport and helped me carry the bags up to his house?

Then something started vibrating in the carry on (YES, CARRY ON BECAUSE I WATCHED FIGHT CLUB!). He said "moe, your bag is vibrating loudly!"

Then I said "well, no, it can't be my phone because it's in my pocket".

Then... the moment of realization.

We saw each other. And we both knew. He turned bright red. Ahhh, good times.

[vicky]

H did this once. I was perplexed. Mostly because it was a candy cane glass dildo. W. T. F.

[Doc_Lobster]

Haaahahahahahahaa! No, you never told me that.

But at least it wasn't your MOTHER.

[frauschmindy]

My comes with an "airplane mode" lolololol

[Doc_Lobster]

SHUT UP! Hahahahaha

[vicky]

...They have those?

[-Moe-]

Dec 21, 2012 23:28:07 GMT -5 Doc_Lobster said:

Haaahahahahahahaa! No, you never told me that.

But at least it wasn't your MOTHER.

If it happens, just tell her that it's for all the sweet love that you guys are going to do, how MrDoc and you are going to screw like jackrabbits and how he is going to use that toy to make you orgasm louder and in more multiples than Meg Ryan, etc etc.

I mean, if the jig is up that you guys fuck, you might as well go all in.

[-Moe-]

Dec 21, 2012 23:28:54 GMT -5 @frauschmindy said:

My comes with an "airplane mode" lolololol

are you serious???

[Doc_Lobster]

I'm afraid of H doing that, boy has no shame.

[frauschmindy]

Dec 21, 2012 23:32:16 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

Dec 21, 2012 23:28:54 GMT -5 @frauschmindy said:

My comes with an "airplane mode" lolololol

are you serious???

Totally. It has two buttons, and you hold both buttons down for 5 seconds to put it in the safety mode. To turn it on/take it off safety mode, you have to hold both buttons down for 5 seconds again. Which is very hard to do on accident in your luggage.

[-Moe-]

Cuz when yo' doin it doggy style...

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Which reminds me- my sisters exboyfriend/baby daddy works at an adult novelty distributer. Which means I can't order ever again. We call him a dildo packer. Not in front of my nephew though

[Doc_Lobster]

Dec 22, 2012 1:31:23 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Which reminds me- my sisters exboyfriend/baby daddy works at an adult novelty distributer. Which means I can't order ever again. We call him a dildo packer. Not in front of my nephew though

OR you can get his employee discount. Right? Right?