LOLOLOLOL. Unfortunately I was in such a craptastic mood from the kids getting on my last nerve and having to backtrack to my dad's to get my forgotten cell phone, I was in no place to be flattered or even flabbergasted.
I had my sunroof open and was turning back onto my dad's street, where we had left a few minutes prior, driving away as the teen boys across the street played hoops on their driveway. As I returned back up the street, two of the guys were riding bikes past me away from their house, and one said as they biked past: "What's up, MILF?"
I was still in such a jerked up mood from the kids being over the top, I almost ran him down to yell at him through my car window with something along the lines of "Respect your elders, whippersnapper!" But I let it go. This morning I'm laughing like hell!