A shitty poll.

[Deleted]

I just had to clean shit off the walls and carpet. Sad face.

[vicky]

My little cousin pooped on my parents' carpet when he was potty training. I had to clean it up.

I'm sorry about the poop on your walls and carpet.

[sake]

Once, from my dog, when she was REALLY sick.
It sucks. Sorry that happened to you

[julesf84]

Not yet.

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Jan 5, 2013 17:21:28 GMT -5 vicky said:

My little cousin pooped on my parents' carpet when he was potty training. I had to clean it up.

I'm sorry about the poop on your walls and carpet.

Thanks for the sympathy. Cleaning poop is no picnic.

[Deleted]

my yellow lab had some problems before I was ready to put her down
Always her's though..then i started locking her in the linoleum foyer..that is when the eexplosion plus dog shaking occurred all over the wall

[frauschmindy]

Is this human poop exclusively?

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Jan 5, 2013 17:23:36 GMT -5 @frauschmindy said:

Is this human poop exclusively?

No, poop is all equally gross in my opinion. Pet poop definitely counts in this poll.

[frauschmindy]

Jan 5, 2013 17:24:38 GMT -5 @imback said:

Jan 5, 2013 17:23:36 GMT -5 @frauschmindy said:

Is this human poop exclusively?

No, poop is all equally gross in my opinion. Pet poop definitely counts in this poll.

Oh.

Then I have. So much poop.

[PinkSquirrel]

My dogs food went bad once, we didn't notice until we came home to shit ALL OVER our walls and kitchen floor. I'm not even sure how she got it as high as she did because she's tiny, but it was miserable and had dried by the time we got home from work so we had to scrap it off. I'm going to go vom now just thinking about it

[iamgrace]

Not yet, fortunately.

[thatgirl2478]

If dog shit counts, then yes, multiple times. +o(

[lostsouldancing]

Just a couple days ago my two year old rubbed up against the wall with an over full diaper. Two weeks ago he decided to take off his own poopy diaper +o(
I will be glad when we are done with diapers

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Kristen made tribal designs all over the pedestal of the sink one day. I found it after I found the baby powder explosion she had COATED her took and all her toys in.
Flameful: swear words were screamed.

[WOT?*]

Four kids, one grandkid, multiple cats and dogs...

[Deleted]

I've cleaned explosive dog diarrhea off the walls and carpet.


Sent from my cream of crap.

[Deleted]

So much poop.

We got Cali when she was 6 months old and she wasn't properly house broken. For some reason she was very difficult to house break (we're thinking thats the reason her last owner gave her up) so every god damn morning for 2 months straight we woke up to dog shit. She wouldn't go in the house during the day, but every night she would take a huge dump somewhere. Surprise!!

Sofia likes to poo in the bath, but she's too much of a clean freak to touch it. She freaks out when she sees it in the bath.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 5, 2013 17:38:29 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

I've cleaned explosive dog diarrhea off the walls and carpet.


Sent from my cream of crap.

yep. and off of vertical blinds

it went on for 72 hours straight. my H was out of town. and each time i had to give him a bath because he's so goddamn hairy. i told him i was permanently off of dog duty for life.

[mamasaurus]

Are you kidding me? Babysaurus is the blowout queen, and I have three birds. It would be easier to make a list of places in my home that haven't had shit cleaned off them.

[eddy]

I am afraid to answer this in fear that I will jinx myself.....

I don't have experience in this department.

[bonquiqui]

I think i just decided no kids for me lol


Sent from my # 6

[jackpackage]

When I was a teenager our cat went into my bedroom and sprayed shit all over my blinds, walls, beds, floor, ceiling fan. (I know could have just said everywhere.) I have no idea how one little cat shit that much.

Oh, and new moms-be very careful about what you put next to the changing pad. I was cleaning shit out of a piggy bank when ds was 2 weeks old (and buying a new lamp).

[runmama]

Ugh, yes. My kids are 4 and 2.5 and there is a LOT of pants/floor shitting in our house. If the baby poops in his pullup and I don't notice it right away he'll take it off and bring it to me +o( I am thankful every single day that we have all hardwood floors.

[textbookcase]

Pet poo.

My kids have never had poop issues, knock on wood.

[drrn04]

God. I was hoping to have blocked it out by this point, but sadly, no. When Natalie was potty training, she was sort of not napping well. Many days, she'd just hang out and play in her room happy as can be for like 2 hours. However, she usually pooped in the afternoon. Many times she would go before, but sometimes she would poop during her nap/rest time. And then proceed to FUCKING PLAY WITH IT. Since she was quiet up there, I never realized what was going on until I smelled it downstairs, and by then, of course it was too late. Walls, baby gate, carpet, pillow. It was vile.

God, I'm gagging just thinking about it.

[Mrs.Beagle]

We have a long haired cat who occasionally drops a dingleberry on the carpet.

Never on the walls though.

[cc]

I'm afraid to answer this because I don't want to jinx myself.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Once, when Sawyer was a puppy he ate his poop to hide the evidence then puked it out. That was the grossest thing EVER.

[Deleted]

I have 2 kids, a dog and a cat. My aesthetics have have gone out the window.

[maria120]

Dog and cat shit off the floor, yes. Human shit, no.