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stephiehun
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@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 18:55:48 GMT -5

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Post by stephiehun on May 29, 2012 18:55:48 GMT -5

This is totally STFU Parents-esque, but if I can spare one new mom the craziness, it is worth it.

If your baby has a runny nose and you have to suction all the snot out 17 times a day (give or take), don't be alarmed if some of the snot is a dark forest green. As per a pediatrician, that is completely normal.

However, you can laugh at your colorblind husband who thinks her nose is bleeding.

Carry on.

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redheadbaker Moderator Mod for MM Moms and Food & Entertainment Posts: 16,211 Likes: 23,801	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 19:22:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by redheadbaker on May 29, 2012 19:22:35 GMT -5 Eeeeewwwww
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stephiehun New Member Posts: 208	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 19:40:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stephiehun on May 29, 2012 19:40:50 GMT -5 Just trying to help others. Babies are gross.
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twotrue Senior Member Mod of LGBT Households Posts: 5,041 Likes: 4,990	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 19:57:46 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by twotrue on May 29, 2012 19:57:46 GMT -5 LOL! sent from phone
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welder'swife New Member Posts: 210 Likes: 4	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 20:04:18 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by welder'swife on May 29, 2012 20:04:18 GMT -5 Insert vomiting smiley here. Ew. LoL @ YH's colorblindness and nosebleed!
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@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 20:09:35 GMT -5

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Post by caden on May 29, 2012 20:09:35 GMT -5

17x a day??? You need the grossest baby invention ever: www.amazon.com/Nosefrida-The-Snotsucker-Nasal-Aspirator/dp/B00171WXII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338340134&sr=8-1

It's WAY better than those syringes, if that's what you're using.

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@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 21:07:43 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App

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May 29, 2012 20:09:35 GMT -5 caden said:

17x a day??? You need the grossest baby invention ever: www.amazon.com/Nosefrida-The-Snotsucker-Nasal-Aspirator/dp/B00171WXII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338340134&sr=8-1

It's WAY better than those syringes, if that's what you're using.

This sounds gross, but it truly is wonderful.

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@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 21:22:37 GMT -5

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May 29, 2012 20:09:35 GMT -5 caden said:

17x a day??? You need the grossest baby invention ever: www.amazon.com/Nosefrida-The-Snotsucker-Nasal-Aspirator/dp/B00171WXII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338340134&sr=8-1

It's WAY better than those syringes, if that's what you're using.

NoseFrida is a lifesaver in our house.

As for rainbow-colored snot, we've seen it all here.

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overture Full Member Posts: 2,289 Likes: 1,783	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 29, 2012 21:37:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by overture on May 29, 2012 21:37:31 GMT -5 Ugh I love the nosefrida. It's so satisfying. Especially when you get that booger that you thought was small but was actually a long snot slingshot connected to their brain.
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May 29, 2012 21:37:31 GMT -5 overture said:

Ugh I love the nosefrida. It's so satisfying. Especially when you get that booger that you thought was small but was actually a long snot slingshot connected to their brain.

So glad I'm not the only parent like this. ;D

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stephiehun New Member Posts: 208	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 30, 2012 5:13:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stephiehun on May 30, 2012 5:13:37 GMT -5 We really do need to get one of those.
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jlt19 Elder Posts: 11,046 Likes: 10,235	@ - Important PSA for new parents May 30, 2012 8:45:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jlt19 on May 30, 2012 8:45:37 GMT -5 DD hated the Nosefrida more than the suction bulb. As did I, I don't think my lung capacity was great enough for it.
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Post by stephiehun on May 29, 2012 18:55:48 GMT -5

Post by redheadbaker on May 29, 2012 19:22:35 GMT -5

Post by stephiehun on May 29, 2012 19:40:50 GMT -5

Post by twotrue on May 29, 2012 19:57:46 GMT -5

Post by welder'swife on May 29, 2012 20:04:18 GMT -5

Post by caden on May 29, 2012 20:09:35 GMT -5

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Post by JLN on May 29, 2012 21:22:37 GMT -5

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Post by stephiehun on May 30, 2012 5:13:37 GMT -5

Post by jlt19 on May 30, 2012 8:45:37 GMT -5